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04-26-2010, 04:45 PM
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Originally Posted by referring to the bassist from King Diamond He is 100 times the musician that Jerko was | |
04-26-2010, 04:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Eric Perry  Gard was the big spoon. | Quote:
Originally Posted by funkydjembe "tie the rag on ye eyes wench!, I be sneaking in me guitar!" | |
04-26-2010, 04:46 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: UK | | | He gets everywhere that Jesus, I even once saw him crop up on a dog's arse.
I think it's more Hitler as a drag act though. |
04-26-2010, 04:48 PM
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04-26-2010, 04:49 PM
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Originally Posted by iamdenialNJ omg it's a sign! | That transvestites are Nazis? |
04-26-2010, 04:50 PM
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04-26-2010, 04:51 PM
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Last month, we reported how the Son of God's face was spotted burned into the cooking fat of a pan of bacon.
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Mmmmmmm......Jesus....
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Originally Posted by referring to the bassist from King Diamond He is 100 times the musician that Jerko was | |
04-26-2010, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by RWP Unlike the Jesus toast you can't sell that on ebay. | I dunno, it's amazing what you can do with an excavator and a large box. Quote:
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Mmmmmmm......Jesus.... | Jesus on crack! |
04-26-2010, 04:56 PM
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Mmmmmmm......Jesus.... | Thats not Jesus, thats my homie Fernando.
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04-26-2010, 04:56 PM
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04-26-2010, 04:59 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: UK | | | Although Jesus was Jewish and therefore wouldn't have eaten pork...perhaps he showed up to show his disapproval?
It's a mystery! |
04-26-2010, 05:02 PM
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04-26-2010, 05:10 PM
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Originally Posted by drteeth Give me a spoon and a frying pan and I can make you a jesus-in-bacon apparition. | Mmmmmm bacon....  |
04-26-2010, 05:35 PM
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Originally Posted by RWP Mmmmmm bacon.... | I don't think it's kosher to eat Jesus...
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Originally Posted by funkydjembe "tie the rag on ye eyes wench!, I be sneaking in me guitar!" | |
04-26-2010, 05:38 PM
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Originally Posted by CBgaragebassist I don't think it's kosher to eat Jesus... | some people do it every Sunday. And drink his blood. Hmmmm.
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04-26-2010, 05:41 PM
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Originally Posted by hover some people do it every Sunday. And drink his blood. Hmmmm. | None of those people care about Kosher.
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Originally Posted by Tommygunn Eh... I don't know much bout him anyways. I'd think the flecktones mainstream.... | |
04-26-2010, 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by SpamBot None of those people care about Kosher. | what do you mean...."those people"
"What do YOU mean, 'what do you mean "those people" '?
Huh? 
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04-26-2010, 06:09 PM
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Originally Posted by bassrique | If that's Jesus then he must have been in a hair metal band. I swear, it looks like he has a mullet.
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04-26-2010, 06:35 PM
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04-26-2010, 07:03 PM
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Originally Posted by hover some people do it every Sunday. And drink his blood. Hmmmm. | Don't even get on the subject of transubstantiation...
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