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02-08-2010, 01:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orange County, CA. | | | John Turner has lied to you this whole time
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And this photo is proof
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02-08-2010, 01:43 AM
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I am disgusted, from now on, I cannot believe what anyone posts on here...... lying on the internet, how low.....
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02-08-2010, 02:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SpankBass  And this photo is proof | You're right. I always thought that John Turner could take the pressure. It turns out, he can't.
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02-08-2010, 02:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orange County, CA. | | | I bet that mullet isn't real either
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02-08-2010, 02:23 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Bilbao Espaņa | | Oh thats dissapointing...  Whats next slim cats? |
02-08-2010, 03:07 AM
| | | | What does JT do for a living that he is so rich? Or does he just only eat basses that he decides he won't use any more?
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Originally Posted by Ray Salamon I think what is being said is that he can't find porn on the internet. Massive fail. That's like, Mark Wilson sized failing. | |
02-08-2010, 03:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Athens, Greece | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Gopherbassist What does JT do for a living that he is so rich? Or does he just only eat basses that he decides he won't use any more? | Actually, he feasts on the souls of banned TB members.
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02-08-2010, 04:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: South East Cans Ass | | | who?
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02-08-2010, 04:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | Oh come on! Butters? 
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02-08-2010, 04:53 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: New York | | | Nice to see you, SpankBass. |
02-08-2010, 05:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SpankBass I bet that mullet isn't real either | Neither are the rest of the parts he is made of. Unlike most of us, JT wasn't born, he was assembled. I believe he might have been part of some top secret military program trying to create a supersoldier who could multitask 7 things at once while most grunts are limited to four. |
02-08-2010, 05:51 AM
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Originally Posted by Kipaste Neither are the rest of the parts he is made of. Unlike most of us, JT wasn't born, he was assembled. I believe he might have been part of some top secret military program trying to create a supersoldier who could multitask 7 things at once while most grunts are limited to four. | Which would explain why when I got out of the Army, my association with him ended. Coincidence, some might say. But you've seen through all that.
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02-08-2010, 05:57 AM
|  | Supporting Curmudgeon Moderator | | Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Suburban Chicago, IL | | | You've all got it wrong. JT lost a bet at NAMM, and this was his punishment.
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02-08-2010, 05:58 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | its like finding out there is no santa clause. |
02-08-2010, 06:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Cornwall, UK. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 its like finding out there is no santa clause. | WHAT??! 
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02-08-2010, 07:33 AM
|  | You don't want to do that. Trust me. Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: atlanta ga | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SpankBass And this photo is proof |  welcome back spank!
__________________ Talkbass Forum Administrator Ask me, I'm here to help. Lord Only on Myspace - 4 New Lord Only Tracks from our 2nd CD Lord Only - yes. we're back. sorta versatile residue -12 minute instrumental I find it elevating and exhilarating to discover that we live in a universe which permits the evolution of molecular machines as intricate and subtle as we. - Carl Sagan Rock 'n' Roll... It's got nothing to do with journalists, and it hasn't really even got anything to do with musicians, either. - Pete Townsend |
02-08-2010, 07:38 AM
| | You don't want to do that. Trust me. Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: atlanta ga | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Pacman Which would explain why when I got out of the Army, my association with him ended. Coincidence, some might say. But you've seen through all that. | you moving to texas had something to do with that  . i was just starting to like you too, even if you wouldn't share the remote. 
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02-08-2010, 07:53 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by john turner you moving to texas had something to do with that . i was just starting to like you too, even if you wouldn't share the remote. |  brown chicken brown cow... |
02-08-2010, 08:10 AM
| | You don't want to do that. Trust me. Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: atlanta ga | | it was an epic bromance nipped in the bud by ... re-enlistment!!! 
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02-08-2010, 08:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | There goes my last bit of hope for humanity down the drain... 
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