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04-16-2010, 08:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Somerset, England | | | Join a facebook group and annoy my girlfriend?
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Hey guys and gals,
My girlfriend has a horse (a traditional cob) called Harry who she's about to start entering for shows. As a joke, a while ago I created a facebook profile for Harry which I periodically update the status on, to muse on life from Harry's perspective: complaining about her putting a rug on me when it's warm, musing over the quality of hay, extolling the virtues of hay, saying how great it is being in a field, and posting bad horse-related puns like "Horses live in a stable home", "Horses are the worst nay-sayers", "Horses are like passion: best when unbridled" that sort of thing. Aweful, I know.
My girlfriend is going to trim the fuzzy hair (aka: the beard), which I think makes him look cool, from Harry's chin this afternoon and I've set up a facebook group (as Harry) protesting.
What I thought would be funny is if next time she checks there are lots of people she doesn't know signed up to the group "Save Harry's Beard!".
You won't get spammed or anything and you can leave after a couple of days, I just want to see her face this evening when she clocks the group and it's got 20+ members. I will not be sending out friend requests or anything like that, this is purely to get a giggle and a look of disapproval from my girlfriend. For some reason I like it when she says "Why am I going out with you again?" 
If this sort of (odd) self-promotion is not allowed then I'm sorry and I won't do it again!
Thanks,
Steve
(EDIT: LINK HERE )
Last edited by Komakino : 04-16-2010 at 08:25 AM.
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04-16-2010, 08:20 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | Linky?
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04-16-2010, 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic Linky? | Ah yes, thanks. I've editted the original post to add the link. |
04-16-2010, 08:29 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Omicron Persei 8 | | | I signed up. There's nothing funny about shaving a mans beard! |
04-16-2010, 08:33 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Moreso, an innocent HORSE'S BEARD! Oh the horse-manity!!!
Edit: I am member #7, BTW.
SHAVE *****S, NOT HORSES!!!
Edit 2: I just decided to start growing my beard out a few days ago- coincidence? I think not! 
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04-16-2010, 08:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Somerset, England | | Thanks guys |
04-16-2010, 09:02 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2009 Location: kansas city, mo | | | in. I'm pretty attached to my beard, so I can understand why that horse wants his too.
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04-16-2010, 09:21 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | | Same here.
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04-16-2010, 09:41 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I joined just for poops and chuckles. |
04-16-2010, 09:53 AM
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04-16-2010, 09:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Somerset, England | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I joined just for poops and chuckles. | I wouldn't expect too many of either...
... although Harry is THE MASTER at creating poop. |
04-16-2010, 10:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Komakino I wouldn't expect too many of either...
... although Harry Nutso42 is THE MASTER at creating poop. | Fixed.
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04-16-2010, 10:05 AM
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04-16-2010, 10:22 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Massachusetts | | | "It's NHL playoff season!! You CAN'T shave the playoff beard!!!"
My friend's sister-in-law setup a facebook page for his dog. The posts are usually pretty funny and the dog is quite fond of using foul language. |
04-16-2010, 10:22 AM
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Moderator for EHX Forums | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Houston/Nacogdoches | | | Joined. I'm also stealing your horse puns.
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04-16-2010, 10:44 AM
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04-16-2010, 11:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | | Komo, I'm inviting all my friends to join this group if that's swell with you.
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04-16-2010, 11:33 AM
|  | It's time for Dodger baseball! | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Mentone Beach | | | I joined, and I also like Harry's profile page. Do you think Harry would befriend me, lol?
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04-16-2010, 11:45 AM
| | Well, thats like your opinion. Man... | | Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Fife, Scotland | | | Done. You need to post her reaction mate haha!
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04-16-2010, 02:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Somerset, England | | You guys are awesome
Thanks so much for getting into the spirit of my stupid request. Zoe saw the page, saw it had 41 members and was totally bemused! She read through all the comments you left and thought they were brilliant. So thanks very much.
Oh, and as for Harry... the clippers broke, so if there's a God up there, he'd definitely be a member of the group! | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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