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11-09-2009, 01:02 PM
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Before a gig, the bandleader calls the female singer over to him and tells her, "Tonight, when we do 'Night and Day,' I want you to sing the second verse first, and then break into the bridge one bar earlier than usual. Transpose the bridge up a minor third, but then back down again for the last three bars of it. Then add a 5/4 bar going back into the FIRST chorus, singing on only off-beats. During the sax solo, go to the bridge a bar-and-a-HALF too early, interrupting the solo, finish the first verse, go to the coda a bar late, and then keep singing for a full 3 beats after the band has ended."
Her eyes widen and she says, "That's way too hard, I can't do all that."
He says, "Well! - You did it last night! |
11-09-2009, 01:53 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Omicron Persei 8 | | 
That's a little harsh though  . |
11-09-2009, 02:49 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Nice. |
11-09-2009, 03:27 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | | lmfao |
11-09-2009, 03:55 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | The bandleader sounds like my conductor. |
11-09-2009, 03:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Blackshear, Georgia | | That's great.
What'd she say to that?
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11-09-2009, 04:12 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | | Steven Wright: I finally got around to reading the dictionary. It's turns out the zebra did it
Homer: I don't get it
Lisa: Dad the zebra didn't do it, it's just a word at the end of the dictionary
Homer: I still don't get it
Lisa: It's just a joke
Homer: Oh, I get it. I get jokes. hahaha |
11-09-2009, 04:16 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Kansas City | | | Very well done. Even my "roommates" laughed out loud.
Note: read "roommates" as parents.
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11-09-2009, 05:21 PM
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Originally Posted by G00D+~VIBES Very well done. Even my "roommates" laughed out loud.
Note: read "roommates" as parents. | Can't you just say parents?
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11-09-2009, 05:25 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Omicron Persei 8 | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMan118 Can't you just say parents? | At the same time you could have watched "Grandma's Boy." |
11-09-2009, 05:42 PM
|  | put a bird on it | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Minnesota | | Quote:
Originally Posted by karrot-x At the same time you could have watched "Grandma's Boy." | lol you beat me to it!
that being said, I heard the same joke only with a barber |
11-10-2009, 04:10 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | | Let me guess,singer's a blondie right?
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11-10-2009, 05:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Sudbury, Canada | | LMAO!
That sounds like my guitarist talking 
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