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04-26-2010, 12:52 AM
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OK, for all you guys who don't appreciate my sense of humor, maybe these will tickle your fancy.
Jokes from Germany:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband is in hospital.
A man walks into a pub.
He is an alcoholic whose drinking problem is destroying his family.
Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge?
She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.
What do you call a cat with no tail?
A Manx cat.
Why do undertakers wear ties?
Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.
How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb?
One.
Why do women fake orgasms?
Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.
Two men are sitting in a pub.
One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.'
The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off.
Why are there no aspirin in the jungle?
Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell
pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest.
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04-26-2010, 12:57 AM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | did you hear that? That was the sound of every iota of humor in the OP going right over my head.
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04-26-2010, 01:09 AM
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Originally Posted by IconBasser did you hear that? That was the sound of every iota of humor in the OP going right over my head. | Maybe it implies that there is no sense of humour? Perhaps the whole post is the joke?
Otherwise, I missed it as well....
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04-26-2010, 01:11 AM
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But I love them.
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04-26-2010, 06:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Zürich | | | Another "Stuck von Deutsches Humor"...
Why does the town hall in Munich have four clocks?
So that four people can tell the time at once!
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04-26-2010, 06:40 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: UK | | Chuckle worthy, chuckle worthy indeed.
Just on the subject of Germany: They have Dunkin' Donuts! We don't have Dunkin' Donuts  Also, when I was in Berlin the girl behind the counter did try and charge for a donut.
edit: apparently there is at least one in London, but that is too far away to go for donuts.
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04-26-2010, 07:13 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Oak Park, MI | | Ah, the Germans, they were the victims of the "Worlds funniest joke". It was so funny everyone who heard it died laughing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gpjk...eature=related
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04-26-2010, 07:28 AM
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04-26-2010, 08:29 AM
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04-28-2010, 01:04 AM
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Originally Posted by warwick.hoy | I wondered where I got those. I'm half German, though, so it's cool.
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04-28-2010, 06:36 AM
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... They give them gas.
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04-28-2010, 06:50 AM
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