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12-24-2009, 01:21 PM
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It's a shame that it took a marriage for him to do it. Quote:
Just days after tying the knot after years of abstinence, Kevin Jonas of the pop sensation the Jonas Brothers stunned his teenaged fans by announcing that "to be honest about it, sex was not worth the wait."
"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
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12-24-2009, 01:31 PM
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 *Coming out of the closet* and the linked article are not related. Did I just post in a Jonas brothers thread?
I think I just *came out of the closet* 
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12-24-2009, 01:42 PM
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12-24-2009, 01:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Helsinki, Finland | | If you mean that by not having great sex ever after one try makes one gay, I think atleast 90% of females would be gay. I'm male and judging by my first experience, I should be a flaming homosexual by these standards.
This guy has been holding it in for, I dunno, 20 years? If he has had sex, let's say five times, that probably makes about 10 minutes worth of experience on the subject.
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12-24-2009, 01:49 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | oh, he's married to a girl? The way the thread was worded, I thought he got married to a guy. Much more scandalous.
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12-24-2009, 01:53 PM
| | Fueled by chocolate | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Montreal, Canada | | | Uh, "coming out of the closet" has a very specific meaning and this isn't it. Get your terminology "straight"... |
12-24-2009, 01:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Kipaste If you mean that by not having great sex ever after one try makes one gay, I think atleast 90% of females would be gay. I'm male and judging by my first experience, I should be a flaming homosexual by these standards.
This guy has been holding it in for, I dunno, 20 years? If he has had sex, let's say five times, that probably makes about 10 minutes worth of experience on the subject.
Practice makes perfect... or atleast a lot better | LOL! Just what I was thinking.
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12-24-2009, 01:55 PM
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Originally Posted by EagleMoon LOL! Just what I was thinking. | Really? I thought it was a joke. Imagine that!
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Originally Posted by Tommygunn Eh... I don't know much bout him anyways. I'd think the flecktones mainstream.... | |
12-24-2009, 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by SpamBot Really? I thought it was a joke. Imagine that! | I was referring to the fact that he probably has had about 10 minutes worth of sex or less.
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12-24-2009, 02:21 PM
|  | Deteriorating faster than I can lower my standards | | Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Frederick MD USA | | | He's doing it wrong. Not surprising, he's had no practice.
So he claims, anyway...
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12-24-2009, 02:29 PM
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12-24-2009, 02:29 PM
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Originally Posted by SpamBot Really? I thought it was a joke. Imagine that! | SpamBot gets it. Quote:
Originally Posted by hdracer I want to hear HER take on it!! | Quote: |
As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
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12-24-2009, 02:37 PM
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Originally Posted by EagleMoon I was referring to the fact that he probably has had about 10 minutes worth of sex or less. | My mistake. I was responding more to Kipaste.
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12-24-2009, 02:42 PM
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no.
you need to bone up on yer phrasing.
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12-24-2009, 03:01 PM
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"After we did it, I was kind of like, that's it?" Mr. Jonas told reporters at a New York press conference.
| Considering the event was probably over in 30 seconds or less, how could it *not* be anti-climatic after 20 years of waiting.
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12-24-2009, 03:32 PM
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As to whether Mr. Jonas' bride agreed with his "that's it?" assessment, Mr. Jonas remarked, "That's what she said."
| Bwahahaha!!!
Inexperience fail.
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12-24-2009, 03:47 PM
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People still wait to get married to lose their virginity?????
This makes absolutely no sense to me,....I mean I understand people's (ill founded) moral or  hang ups over it,....but,.....really? You're going to marry someone you have no idea if you have any chemistry with? For sure you may have some chemisty,...with your clothes on,...but,...... |
12-24-2009, 04:05 PM
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Originally Posted by hippiesandwich Considering the event was probably over in 30 seconds or less, how could it *not* be anti-climatic after 20 years of waiting. | 
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12-24-2009, 08:13 PM
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12-24-2009, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by hover ummmm.
no.
you need to bone up on yer phrasing. | And Jonas needs to bone up on his new wife.
Is this "press release" supposed to be some reverse-psychology abstinance pitch? That a JONAS BROTHER finally got hitched and had sex, and says sex is no big deal; so all his teenage fans will lose interest in sex, solving the issues of teen pregnancy, etc?
Yeah, I'm sure that will work. 
Boy: Let's have sex.
Girl: No, I'm saving myself for marriage. Sex is a big deal.
Boy: The Jonas Brothers say it isn't.
Girl: Do me.
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