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11-19-2011, 12:21 PM
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Just killed a fly using the blade of a knife.
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11-19-2011, 12:39 PM
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11-19-2011, 01:27 PM
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11-19-2011, 01:46 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Indianapolis, Indiana | | | Pics or it didn't happen!
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11-19-2011, 03:11 PM
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Originally Posted by sandmangeck Pics or it didn't happen! | I knew this was gonna come up. 
After I sliced the fly, my toddler tried to grab the fly to put it in his mouth, so I had to scoop up the remains and toss it. |
11-19-2011, 04:07 PM
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11-19-2011, 04:59 PM
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Just killed a fly using the blade of a knife.
Yup, I'm a bad@$$.
| Once upon a time in Japan, 3 of the best swordsmen came to the emperor to display their skills by slicing flies.
The first swordsman released his fly from a matchbox, and quickly sliced it in two halves. "Impressive", said the emperor.
The second swordsman released his fly from a matchbox, and quickly quartered the fly. "Very impressive! I doubt the next swordsman can top that!", said the emperor.
The third swordsman released his fly from a matchbox, quickly drew his sword and sliced the air next to the fly. But the fly kept buzzing along.
"That's it? You didn't kill the fly.....", said the emperor.
The swordsman replied, "No, but that fly will have no offspring".
You've got two more levels to go Mr. Miyagi 
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11-19-2011, 05:02 PM
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11-19-2011, 07:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Jinro Once upon a time in Japan, 3 of the best swordsmen came to the emperor to display their skills by slicing flies.
The first swordsman released his fly from a matchbox, and quickly sliced it in two halves. "Impressive", said the emperor.
The second swordsman released his fly from a matchbox, and quickly quartered the fly. "Very impressive! I doubt the next swordsman can top that!", said the emperor.
The third swordsman released his fly from a matchbox, quickly drew his sword and sliced the air next to the fly. But the fly kept buzzing along.
"That's it? You didn't kill the fly.....", said the emperor.
The swordsman replied, "No, but that fly will have no offspring".
You've got two more levels to go Mr. Miyagi | That's only because I used a pocket knife instead of a sword. |
11-19-2011, 08:40 PM
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11-20-2011, 01:44 AM
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11-20-2011, 04:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Close enough to San Fran | | | All this is quite impressive, but I think I win, for I have loogied a bee out of the air before.
It was the single greatest day of my life.
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11-20-2011, 05:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Grand Rapids, Michigan USA | | | Chuck Norris would have stared the fly in half...........
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11-20-2011, 06:04 AM
|  | One lab accident away from being a supervillain | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Powder Springs, Ga | | This knife? 
Makes it seem a little less impressive ...
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11-20-2011, 06:41 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2008 Location: Down in the middle somewhere. | | | My all time favorite for fly killing is a lighter and a can of deodorant! You can catch them in flight no problem! |
11-20-2011, 12:48 PM
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Originally Posted by carlos840 My all time favorite for fly killing is a lighter and a can of deodorant! You can catch them in flight no problem! | I used to do that in summer camp. Fun times.
Also learned that when you spray them with hair spray, it will harden and keep the fly from flying. Add a touch of flame, then poof! |
11-20-2011, 12:52 PM
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Originally Posted by PSPookie This knife?
Makes it seem a little less impressive ... | Nope, this one. 
I was working on opening and breaking down boxes, and a fly landed on a box and I sliced it in 2. |
11-20-2011, 03:33 PM
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Anyone can kill flies.
It takes real skill to catch them with your bare hands, tie them on leashes made of your own hair and train them to work for you. 
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11-21-2011, 08:13 AM
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Originally Posted by hbarcat BAH!
Anyone can kill flies.
It takes real skill to catch them with your bare hands, tie them on leashes made of your own hair and train them to work for you. | I suspect someone has too much time on his hands ...
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11-21-2011, 03:35 PM
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