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06-03-2009, 02:08 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: boston, ma | | | Just got my new business cards...
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Complete with my boss' email address instead of mine.
The admin gave me the box this morning and I hesitated to look at them because I knew, that after waiting for 6 weeks, there was bound to be something wrong with them. 4pm rolls around and decide, ok, why not?
There it is. My name, title, phone cell and fax numbers, complete with my boss Joyce's email address.
As with everything else in my life, the last few months have been a series of minor inconveniences. I guess I should be happy that they've been minor, but I thought this was funny enough to share. | 
06-03-2009, 02:21 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | | 
06-03-2009, 02:25 PM
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | | 
06-03-2009, 02:29 PM
| | Registered User Beta Tester: Source Audio. Hacker: Heavy Drone FX | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Spokane, WA. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by L-A | What the...???? | 
06-03-2009, 02:29 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | | Does it matter?
The biggest benefit I get from the 5000 pack of business cards my work gave me is thousands of chances to win some lunches.
I drop 3 or 4 in the little fishbowl every time I visit the burrito place up the street. | 
06-03-2009, 02:34 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: boston, ma | | | Yeah honestly I can only think of a few instances where I would really be handing them out. I've been interviewing interns this week, so it would have been nice to be able to give them something when they left with the correct contact information, but whatever. Other than that, I think I'd prefer people didn't bother me at work. They'd be interupting all the time I get to spend on TB. | 
06-03-2009, 02:35 PM
| | Registered User Beta Tester: Source Audio. Hacker: Heavy Drone FX | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Spokane, WA. | | | white out and a fine tip sharpie | 
06-03-2009, 02:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | When I was getting my business cards printed, I asked my boss if I could have "Director Of Awesome" as my job description.
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Im slightly turned on by your cleaver stroking anime girl avatar. | | 
06-03-2009, 02:44 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | Actually, some people really appreciate that you add something manual to the card. Don't fear to do so. Carry the pen to do it in front of them, it can kickstart the conversation, or cut one you don't want to hear 
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Originally Posted by tom once dead Also to prove my Australianism, I've been stung by an irukandji jellyfish before, while snorkelling at an island looking at stingrays. | | 
06-03-2009, 03:02 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | I think that the greatest thing is that little kid by his mom as she's perusing the phalli.
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06-03-2009, 03:08 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralElectric I think that the greatest thing is that little kid by his mom as she's perusing the phalli. | Of course, that's the original fail. | 
06-03-2009, 03:25 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar | does any1 else notice the little kid in the background? | 
06-03-2009, 03:27 PM
| | Registered User Beta Tester: Source Audio. Hacker: Heavy Drone FX | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Spokane, WA. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by IconBasser does any1 else notice the little kid in the background? | Quote:
Originally Posted by GeneralElectric I think that the greatest thing is that little kid by his mom as she's perusing the phalli. | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Of course, that's the original fail. | Thread reading fail | 
06-03-2009, 03:41 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | ...
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06-03-2009, 03:49 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | what industry you in corey? | 
06-03-2009, 03:52 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by whoatherechunk what industry you in corey? | +1. Yeah, send me a business card and I'll shoot you an email. | 
06-03-2009, 03:55 PM
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06-03-2009, 04:08 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by coreyfyfe There it is. My name, title, phone cell and fax numbers, complete with my boss Joyce's email address. | See this is the problem with people today - they always focus on the negative. Why not focus on the potential positives of this little mishap.
For instance, when handing them out if someone looks at the email addy and asks "Joyce?" you can simply look at them and deadpan, "Yeah, I'm also a drag queen for hire on the weekends."
It will make boring business lunches much more interesting. | 
06-03-2009, 05:14 PM
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Originally Posted by bongomania | I like.
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06-03-2009, 05:18 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | I hear Paul Allen has the perfect business card.
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