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so im just sitting here talking to people via the internet right, and then i read something that i thought was funny but didnt laugh about 3 seconds later i laughed, i wasnt prepared for the laugh so i started to clear my throat by coughing. i ended up doing these 2 things at the same time you see and well, it made my eyes hurt and i couldnt see. it wa sliek when you go from pitch black darkness to a rly bright light. it cleared up in about a second or so but then i started coughing a lot. and now about 2-3 minutes after my experience my left testicle is hurting. i dont knwo if it has anythign to do with my cough/laugh. but its uncomfortable.


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Old 01-06-2009, 08:21 PM
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those are all symptoms of meningitis, get to the doctor ASAP
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Really? If so there should be a rash that doesn't go white if pressed down with a glass.

Perhaps you managed to temporarily detach your retinas when you coughed/laughed. *shrugs*

Either way going blind for a second probably isn't a good thing.
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have you been masturbating excessively recently?
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Your testicles are connected to your stomach. If your stomach aches your testicles could be aching as well.
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those are all symptoms of meningitis, get to the doctor ASAP
He lives in Canada. They don't have meningitis in Canada.

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