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Old 04-11-2011, 01:26 PM
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Keep it civil please. I will reveal later why the band is looking slightly pissed.
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So many possibilities, I don't think I can pick just one! Most would be politically incorrect though, so I guess I'll just avoid it!
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So many possibilities, I don't think I can pick just one! Most would be politically incorrect though, so I guess I'll just avoid it!
LOL. Yup.


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It was only when he picked up the guitar that Kobe Bryant realized he shouldn't have ditched Kwame Brown for Pau Gasol...

That's the only one that passed the "is this a good idea?" filter.
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:29 PM
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:31 PM
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:32 PM
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:33 PM
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:34 PM
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Great stuff ,keep 'em coming.


I've always found this pic to be pretty strange. I figured it would have been taken off of our website ages ago.
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Is "who let in the honky?" politically incorrect?

I was going to make a gas reference but was beaten to it.
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Is "who let in the honky?" politically incorrect?
Speaking as said honky,I'm cool with it.
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:39 PM
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Young 5SB dreamed of the day he could grow a proper mustache. Then, and only then, would he fit in with the rest of the band.
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Young 5SB dreamed of the day he could grow a proper mustache. Then, and only then, would he fit in with the rest of the band.
46 years in,still can't grow one worth a damn.
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"While the rest of the band looked on, Arthur decided he would try and find the key"
Bahahahahahaha.


Two more gleefully applied from Chappelle:

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"And in the group, they got one, or two, sometimes as many as three white guys with them, you ever seen that ****? Well let me tell you something about those white guys. Those white guys are the most dangerous mother----- in them groups. it's true, man. there's no telling what kind of crazy **** they've done to get them black dudes respect, but i'll tell you they've done some wild ****."
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Old 04-11-2011, 01:42 PM
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Darrell did not care if the rest of the band made fun of his accessorizing. They covered "Peter Piper" and he was going to look the part.
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