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11-03-2009, 10:27 AM
|  | Cat Noir | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Delawhere | | | Just outran a dog jogging!
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I was out on my regular lunchtime run ,with AC/DC on the BT headset, when suddenly I behold the yipping of a small dog and spot a white blur close behind me.  So I turned on the jets and took off. I could hear the owner yelling in the distance, and that thing followed me for about 1/2 mile before it gave up. I stopped and gloated for a few seconds  while the little thing huffed and puffed.
I stand victorious before you! 
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11-03-2009, 10:29 AM
|  | Online | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Sunapee, New Hampshire | | | Why didn't you stop and confront the beast? The dog probably went back to his dog buddies and laughed about how fast he made you run and you wouldn't even stop to confront him.
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11-03-2009, 10:34 AM
|  | Cat Noir | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Delawhere | | I did taunt him with my smug expression.  But his owner looks a bit like George Foreman, so I had to keep it quiet. 
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11-03-2009, 10:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | so you outran an ankle-biter with the 3 inch legs and lived to tell the tale? Amazing.  was it a cockapoo or a lhasa apso?
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11-03-2009, 10:39 AM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | | Sooooooo, YOU'RE the Qintar!?! | 
11-03-2009, 10:43 AM
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11-03-2009, 10:49 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | do dogs jog? well, besides the one in Jerose's pic. 
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11-03-2009, 10:59 AM
|  | Cat Noir | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Delawhere | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk Sooooooo, YOU'RE the Qintar!?! |  
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11-03-2009, 11:00 AM
|  | Cat Noir | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Delawhere | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover so you outran an ankle-biter with the 3 inch legs and lived to tell the tale? Amazing.  was it a cockapoo or a lhasa apso? | Not sure, I think it was wearing a pink bow. 
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11-03-2009, 11:00 AM
|  | Some carrots are humiliated publicly | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY | | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover do dogs jog? well, besides the one in Jerose's pic.  | If anyone wants too see said dog in action, watch the following video. It creeps me out so much though. Great story, but if this thing ran up to me like that I would seriously be afraid for my life. *shudders* http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpArS0WnVik
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11-03-2009, 11:38 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: South Jersey near Philly | | | HAHA I'm dying from Jerose's pic...
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11-03-2009, 12:03 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Jerose | Reminds me of a joke.
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no back legs? | 
11-03-2009, 12:13 PM
|  | In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Applications Engineer, QSC Audio | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Costa Mesa, Calif. | | | Dogs are finally getting the message about fitness, so you're bound to see more of them out jogging. | 
11-03-2009, 12:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Gress Reminds me of a joke.
What do you call a dog with brass balls and no back legs? | sparky 
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11-03-2009, 04:01 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | This is one of my favorite things to do on our dog beach when a stupid dog owner has their dog off the leash and the dog is out of control. I'm riding my quad and I let it think it's going to catch me, then I gun it. I've lured dogs almost two miles down the beach doing this. Sigh. I'm not a proud man.  | 
11-03-2009, 04:02 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar This is one of my favorite things to do on our dog beach when a stupid dog owner has their dog off the leash and the dog is out of control. I'm riding my quad and I let it think it's going to catch me, then I gun it. I've lured dogs almost two miles down the beach doing this. Sigh. I'm not a proud man.  | What about the stupid owner chasing the dog? It cant be all bad. | 
11-03-2009, 04:03 PM
|  | In case you missed it, I work for QSC Audio! Applications Engineer, QSC Audio | | Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Costa Mesa, Calif. | | | It's one thing to outrun a dog jogging, but what about when the dog's running full tilt? | 
11-03-2009, 04:03 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Joe Gress What about the stupid owner chasing the dog? It cant be all bad. | Oh it's not that bad. In fact it's good. So good I tear up with how much win it really is. | 
11-03-2009, 04:07 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Lee (QSC) It's one thing to outrun a dog jogging, but what about when the dog's running full tilt? |
exactumally.
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11-03-2009, 04:08 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob Lee (QSC) It's one thing to outrun a dog jogging, but what about when the dog's running full tilt? |  | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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