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Old 07-03-2010, 12:26 PM
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This is hilarious.
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I wonder if he had "Westside" tatooed on the back of his head.
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I wonder if he had "Westside" tatooed on the back of his head.
oh man- ive been carrying around this compass like a complete idiot. that guy has his **** together. genius indeed!
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He should have business cards printed and leave them at the scene of the crime.
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He should have business cards printed and leave them at the scene of the crime.
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Old 07-03-2010, 01:06 PM
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This is part of the reason that I have shunned a life as a robber. My unusually tall frame and sardonic wit would be too easily identifiable in any line up.
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He should have business cards printed and leave them at the scene of the crime.
ya- but then the business card he has tattooed on his hand would be redundant. this guy has clearly seen momento.
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Old 07-03-2010, 02:49 PM
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Some of those eastside guys are stupid as hell. Definitely not a part of town you want to go in at all.
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I needed this laugh. Lol. ... Dumb people are hilarious.
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I am a Corrections Officer for the State of Colorado, the State where he was arrested in. I am willing to bet that because of where he was arrested at, and because of his STG affiliation, he will be sent to my facility eventually.
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Jay, that is incredible. remain hopeful.


(and snap a pic of you with that doofus. it's just too damn good)


that said, I take no joy in other's plights or stupidity, but this kinda stuff just makes my brain go "boing"...I can't. stop. staring and laughing.
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Old 07-03-2010, 09:56 PM
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why didnt he just grow facial hair to cover it? a big -arsed walrus mustache and righteous goat would have prevented thgis from happenin....oh hell..on second thought no, it would have looked hysterical under a stocking, nevermind.
I'm probably going to regret posting drunk tomorrow morning but oh well.
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why didnt he just grow facial hair to cover it?
I can give some insight to this. With him being an STG member, he is showing off those tattoos intentionally as a way of showing pride for being in his gang. The Sureno's, which is who he is affiliated with, are very well known for doing this. I can't tell you how many I see with similar tattoos on their faces. It's also an open way of showing disrespect to their rival gangs. If they were to cover their own tattoos, they would essentially be either disrespecting their own gang or they are covering the tattoos because they want to tap out and leave the gang but most of the gangs have rules of the only way out is death or being severely beaten out and then in many cases you are considered an enemy of your old gang as well as still an enemy of your old gangs rivals too.

A lot of these guys also don't care if they get caught or convicted because they look at prison time as a badge of honor. With the Sur's, they have women on the outside that send them money to support them while they are on the inside. Basically, he will go to prison for X amount of time and the female Sureno's will send him money each week to buy canteen, his television, extra clothing etc. that makes life easier for them on the inside.
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anyone notice the link above the article to another article titled: "Bassist brutally beaten while rescuing woman"?

apparently this bassist intervene's in a domestic assault and get the **** kicked out of him

sorry to hijack..
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anyone notice the link above the article to another article titled: "Bassist brutally beaten while rescuing woman"?

apparently this bassist intervene's in a domestic assault and get the **** kicked out of him

sorry to hijack..
I noticed it too, check the "positive vibes for Matt Leone" thread.
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