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10-09-2008, 09:18 PM
| | | | Killing my Flatulence
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Well, it's official. I can fart on ANYTHING. Water, soup, soda, juice, you name it, it makes it happen. Lately tho I've decided to save the new girl in my life the pleasures of it.
So basically the only thing I know is Beano....anything else good for takin it down?
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10-09-2008, 09:26 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Don't eat eggs in any way, shape or form.
If a woman can't learn to love your farts then she'll never last in the long run. 
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10-09-2008, 09:28 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Just give up and give her a dutch oven of love. She'll see it as a sign of affection. |
10-09-2008, 09:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar  Just give up and give her a dutch oven of love. She'll see it as a sign of affection. | My wife must be broken then. 
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10-09-2008, 09:31 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by gold_member_321 My wife must be broken then. | No she's not broken, just not asian. They can't all be perfect.  |
10-09-2008, 09:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | kill them, but you have been given a gift, do not deny your calling.
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10-09-2008, 09:46 PM
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Originally Posted by gold_member_321 Don't eat eggs in any way, shape or form.
If a woman can't learn to love your farts then she'll never last in the long run. | oh trust me, she called me on it, making the reason for me to do it. I told her tho that she's gonna have to learn to embrace them in the cold when the campus heater just ain't doing it's job. She's still not a believer.
dutch oven? uh are you saying deliver a "loaf of bread?"
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10-09-2008, 09:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Machias/Bangor, Maine | | Quote:
Originally Posted by scorpionldr
dutch oven? uh are you saying deliver a "loaf of bread?"
| A dutch oven is when you fart and pull the blankets up over her head so she cant escape.
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10-09-2008, 09:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: GTA, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by scorpionldr oh trust me, she called me on it, making the reason for me to do it. I told her tho that she's gonna have to learn to embrace them in the cold when the campus heater just ain't doing it's job. She's still not a believer.
dutch oven? uh are you saying deliver a "loaf of bread?" | Drop silent hot when she's "at the mic". But say NOTHING, just carry on. This is her true test, young Padawan, make it count.
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10-09-2008, 10:00 PM
| | | | lol trust me, she has plenty of qualities that totally redeem her for not accepting my farts. lol and no, i'm sorry, i can't dutch oven her. lol might get punished.
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10-09-2008, 10:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: southern cal | | | and they say men know nothing about women. more truth has never been posted in a single thread.
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10-09-2008, 10:31 PM
| | | | WELL THEY SAY WOMEN HATE TICKLING. I NEVER PROVED THAT ONE SO WRONG THIS TIME ROUND
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10-09-2008, 11:15 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Mesa/Boogie - Shop Manager/Tech, SF Guitarworks | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: San Francisco, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Barfly Drop silent hot when she's "at the mic". But say NOTHING, just carry on. This is her true test, young Padawan, make it count. | Wow... nothing on TB has made me laugh in a long, long time. That did it. Dayum... | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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