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03-24-2010, 01:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI | | | Lame Pick-up Lines.
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Keith gave me the idea for this so, here goes!
One my brother used:
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put "U" and "I" together.  
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03-24-2010, 01:19 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Hi |
03-24-2010, 01:21 PM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | I see you're drinking lowfat- is it because you think you're fat?
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03-24-2010, 01:21 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Hi | Oh, I like that one, Maki. I get it all the time.
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03-24-2010, 01:23 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI | | | Also, to quote a few "quagmire" ones:
"Let's let only latex stand between our love"
"I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"
"Is that dress felt? Would you like it to be?"
Zing!
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03-24-2010, 01:23 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | You got any Dutch in you?
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
03-24-2010, 01:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Phalex You got any Dutch in you? | Ahaha. So... Phalex... have you ever been down to Blues on the Mall?
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03-24-2010, 01:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Are you wearing space pants? Cuz yo azz is out of this world!
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
03-24-2010, 01:26 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Lincolnshire, UK | | | "10 dollar sucky, sucky?" |
03-24-2010, 01:26 PM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Hi | That one is surprisingly effective. |
03-24-2010, 01:29 PM
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Brownchicken Browncow | | Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Phoenix, AZ | | | "does this rag smell like chloroform?"
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03-24-2010, 01:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: London, UK | | | approach seated girl/guy.
smile sweetly and ask, 'do you want to dance?'
if they reply yes, say 'great! can I have that chair?' |
03-24-2010, 01:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | | Are your legs tired, because you're fat.
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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03-24-2010, 01:33 PM
| | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikaela Ellinge Ahaha. So... Phalex... have you ever been down to Blues on the Mall? | It's been a while. I'm usually puttering around the house.
So tell me do you have a mirror in your pocket? Because I can totally see myself in your pants!
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Originally Posted by BassChalice Everybody pay attention to Phalex now! | Quote:
Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
03-24-2010, 01:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | Stop dialing 911 and let me finish!
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
03-24-2010, 01:34 PM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by username n/a Are your legs tired, because you're fat.
| I don't see HOW this could fail. 
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03-24-2010, 01:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by username n/a Nintendo! | Feex.
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Originally Posted by John Carter Vending toothbrush machine will need to know when we forget to brush the wife during the trip and instant we will get the machine. | |
03-24-2010, 01:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Feex. | You forgot the strikeout.
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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03-24-2010, 01:38 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Grand Rapids, MI | | | When did this become, "Quote 'Username n/a"?
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03-24-2010, 01:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: Clarkston, MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mikaela Ellinge When did this become, "Quote 'Username n/a"? | It's been "quote n/a" since May of '07.
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Username is the Jar Jar Binks of TB-MakiSupaStar Upset Lollipop Eater #3| Vinyl Spinners Club #16| Michigan Club #Awesome| Vegetarian Club #Bananana Quote:
Originally Posted by santucci218 Go ahead, ill sleep with men and drink and have fun. | Mark Wilson Is The Greatest!
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