Lawnmower DUI

[Jeff Martinez]

This is funny:

http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...serarrest.html

[Joe Gress]

It's guys like that that make me realize what a privileged and awesome life I have. And common sense.

[hbarcat]

That cop is a bigger idiot than the drunk on the lawn mower.

[TheDarkReaver]

It's like something from Reno 911

[KeithBMI]

I skipped ahead in the video and landed on "AHHHHHHHH!"

That made it 100x funnier.

[scorpionldr]

what about "i crapped my pants!"

[Bad Brains]

I don't know who to side with.

One side of me agrees with the officer. The other side says he should be left alone for comedy value alone.

[armywalaby]

That officer...what a **** head.

[bassrique]

The cop is just doing his job. That guy is a moron. You can't drive down a rural road to a bar chug-a-lugg'n whiskey.

Here's another collar:

http://biggeekdaddy.com/humorpages/M...ticarrest.html

Is this real?

[jonathan_matos5]

he was not read his rights so i am assuming fake.

[WyrdoBass]

LMfAO at both of those vids! Priceless!

[Fli]

Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5

he was not read his rights so i am assuming fake.

Contrary to the common misconception, you do not have to be read your Miranda rights to be arrested or convicted of a crime. Miranda rights protect you from self incrimination, so you must be read your rights if you are being interrogated, if not, anything you say is inadmissible in court and you'll probably go free. Since this man was obviously drunk and resisting arrest, the officer needed no confession.
Hollywood has made it seem like they have to read you your rights just to be arrested, but that is simply not how it works.

[Chunk-O-Funk]

I know my rights!!

Poor Steve, just don't know the law.



Are you smoking marijuana right in from of me, Steve??
I called you, I called you!!




Is this stuff really real?

[Chunk-O-Funk]

Originally Posted by jonathan_matos5

he was not read his rights so i am assuming fake.

I don't know, ....... he said he knows them.

[CamMcIntyre]

Quite amusing. I'm not sure which one i liked more...the "i think i crapped my pants" line was great, but the cop calling him out on the weed was also great.

[WyrdoBass]

I found it even funnier that while the cop called him out on the weed, you could hear the wife laughing inside the house (at steve's obvious genius).

[Jeff Martinez]

Originally Posted by scorpionldr

what about "i crapped my pants!"

I think I'm going to make that into a ringtone for my phone. Just imagine sitting in a public place and hearing "AAAHHH!!! I think I crapped my pants!!!"