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04-11-2009, 11:37 PM
|  | curiously looking back at what once was beautiful | | Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oregon | | | Leave them polar bears alone.
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04-11-2009, 11:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | Dumb people are dumb. Seriously, are people really that stupid to jump in with some polar bears? Bigger and meaner than a grizzly, umm, no thanks.
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04-11-2009, 11:54 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Santa Cruz, CA | | The lady getting mauled by the polar bear is a PERFECT example of what Darwin's been trying to teach us since Origin of Species.
The fact that we saved her is like slapping Darwin in the face.
Please, stop slapping Darwin in the face. 
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04-12-2009, 01:38 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | The ultimate winner of the Darwin award (and he will never, ever be ousted from his supreme position) is that guy who lived with the Grizzly bears and kept teasing them until they finally ripped him apart.
He truly earned his Darwin award by taunting nature in such a blatantly stupid manner. It killed him before he got a chance to pass on his DNA and he even got his girlfriend killed at the same time. 
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04-12-2009, 01:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Metro Detroit, Michigan | | | Am I a bad person for laughing at the picture? |
04-12-2009, 01:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | | As far as the polar bear story goes, stupidity alone is rarely enough to make someone act that way (although my previous post illustrates an obvious exception). I think it's more likely to be drugs or alcohol, or perhaps mental illness.
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04-12-2009, 02:06 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: WA State | | "During Feeding Time" - I'm sorry, but that's so stupid it's funny 
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04-12-2009, 03:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Millcreek Township, UT | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SundanceChile Please, stop slapping Darwin in the face. | This.
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04-12-2009, 08:32 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Seattle | | | They farked up the headline for sure...
Should be: Woman Attacks Polar Bear |
04-12-2009, 11:35 AM
|  | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | Quote:
Originally Posted by SundanceChile Please, stop slapping Darwin in the face. | /thread.
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04-12-2009, 11:43 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Finland, EU | | | Yep, jumping into a cage with SEVERAL 600-pound carnivores is obviously a smart thing to do.
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04-12-2009, 11:46 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithBMI Am I a bad person for laughing at the picture? | Youre not the only one...
I like how its titled Polar Bear Attacks Woman.. Seeing she jumped into the cage, shouldnt it be the other way around?
She could have been like Brick and just cuddled with the bear. 
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04-12-2009, 11:48 AM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | | I love lamp.
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04-12-2009, 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Eric618 I love lamp. | Loud noises!
Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick, I think you killed someone. You might want to lay low for a while.
Youre invited to my Pants Party.
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04-12-2009, 11:51 AM
| | I fling carrots | | Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Make a left at the Taco Bell | | I heard their periods attract (polar) bears. The bears can smell the menstruation.
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04-12-2009, 01:07 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TallLankyBastyd They farked up the headline for sure...
Should be: Woman Attacks Polar Bear |
naw, should be Quote: |
Woman Attacks Polar Bear and Gets Owned
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04-12-2009, 01:10 PM
| | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | | seriously though, what gets me is the "During feeding time" part.
that just takes it to a whole new realm of unprecedented idiocy. "Not only am I going to jump into a confined space with a 1000 pound killing machine, I'm going to do it when it's hungry and devouring everything in sight. Maybe it will play with me!"
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04-12-2009, 01:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | | | "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe."
Albert Einstein
Then again,this could be a perfectly failed suicide attempt.
Life sucks,I'm gonna jump onto a polar beer
DURING THE FEEDING TIME!
Then again this,too,leads to Einsteins quote.
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04-12-2009, 02:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Brussels | | chill guys, the bear is fine and the woman has been charged with trespassing
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04-12-2009, 08:56 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Eric618 I heard their periods attract (polar) bears. The bears can smell the menstruation. | Wow. That's really interesting. You see I also have that skill when looking for chicks to eat.
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