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04-09-2009, 12:09 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: tulsa oklahoma | | | lets get existential, describe your self.
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kind of like the show your self thread but this time i want the 1000 words or less) that the picture is allegedly worth. describe yourself.
i am just a man struggling to get by on what life has handed him. sometimes i get lucky and catch a break but most often i have to work hard for everything i get.
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04-09-2009, 12:12 AM
|  | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | | | I have it all but still yell at my kids.
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Originally Posted by Fat Albert  He who throws mud only loses ground. | |
04-09-2009, 12:23 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Currently I'm wondering if there's something besides soap that I could eat or drink that would allow me to blow bubbles with my saliva.
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04-09-2009, 12:35 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Northern VA | | | I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. |
04-09-2009, 12:36 AM
|  | I make metal look good. | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Baxley, GA | | | An egocentric, self-assured manipulator and loser.
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04-09-2009, 06:05 AM
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04-09-2009, 06:12 AM
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04-09-2009, 06:36 AM
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damned teeny pinky....always hits the wrong string and makes this ugly noise.
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04-09-2009, 06:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Absentia Defenestrate | Does that not mean "To throw out a window"?
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour So you're saying that erroenous Trojans may ruin Kardashian's Bush?
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04-09-2009, 06:57 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | | I'm a mushroom cloud layin muther******! I'm superfly TNT, I'm the Guns of the Navarone!
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Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
Originally Posted by hover He's got the Moo OO OO OO OO OO OO OObs like Jagger.... | |
04-09-2009, 06:57 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | I'm like the fart that you rip into a cool pure autumn breeze, where it mixes, blends and wafts among the swirling perfection of the golds and reds of a drowsy season soon to be fast asleep dreaming of golden days yet to come.
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-09-2009, 07:17 AM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | | ^^
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04-09-2009, 07:29 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Sydney Australia | | | I'm a biological organism crawling around a rock on one of the outer arms of a milky way. |
04-09-2009, 07:36 AM
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04-09-2009, 07:43 AM
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04-09-2009, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by dancehallclasher I'm a streetwalking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. | What an amazing coincidence, I'm a runaway son of the nuclear A-bomb!
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04-09-2009, 08:29 AM
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Originally Posted by Disraeli Gears Does that not mean "To throw out a window"? | indeed
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damned teeny pinky....always hits the wrong string and makes this ugly noise.
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04-09-2009, 08:33 AM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Of German Irish Heritage. Drunk, quick to anger, no attention span, no patience, not well endowed. I like nothing and no one and have been known to wait until my wife leaves the house to take a dump out of deference to the fairer sex. I can't find a decent philosophy to explain the appeal of Deborah Messing's TV shows and would like to someday be president of a pointless club. My uncle has a lot of money and blows it all on guns, watches, guitars and cars. This is what I aspire to do someday. I pee in inapporpriate places while drunk because to me the more places you have done so the higher your standing will be in Valhalla. And I don't care for tomatoes.
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
04-09-2009, 08:36 AM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Plan A failed. I'm making plan B up as I go along.  Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Currently I'm wondering if there's something besides soap that I could eat or drink that would allow me to blow bubbles with my saliva. | You should break your foot more often. |
04-09-2009, 08:37 AM
| | that video LIES | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Northern California | |
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