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05-06-2011, 09:51 AM
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Log into your Facebook account... scroll down your newsfeed, and copy/paste here the most ridiculous post that you see. This can a post that is..
1) somone sharing entirely too much info about themselves
2) something totally obnoxious
3) someone posting ridiculous play by play of their boring day
4) filled with drama
5) full of self pity
6) cryptic and creepy
7) a sad attempt at attention
I am scrolling and I see this one...
"can't wait til my divorce is final... __________is such an a******. i hope my when my kids grow up they realize what a piece of s**** their father is. and to his wh*** girlfriend, i hope you 2 rot in hell" |
05-06-2011, 09:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | "i love snails, because deep down we're not so different. for instance: we always get where we want to be - it just takes us a really long time to come - but we persevere and still manage to leave puddles of slime along the way. ♥ "
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05-06-2011, 10:11 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fayetteville, AR | | | How about this?
Doesn't meet the criteria above, but funny nonetheless: Mine does too, mine does too...
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05-06-2011, 10:21 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | HAHA entirely out of context, but it's ranks up there:
"We just did two outside cats."
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05-06-2011, 10:22 AM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BassChalice Doesn't meet the criteria above, but funny nonetheless:
Mine does too, mine does too... | "brain", or "Brian"??  
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Originally Posted by 6jase5 Cleavage heals. | Quote:
Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
05-06-2011, 10:48 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fayetteville, AR | | LOL! I don't know...
It could be this one. That looks like it could be painful. 
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05-06-2011, 10:57 AM
| | | | "I had a dream that I had a feather bow. A bow made out of bird feathers. And it was AWESOME! And I was going to wear it today. But then I woke up and couldn't find it."
Written by a homeschooled friend:P
Usually there's better, as most of my friends are pretty fricken weird haha.
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05-06-2011, 11:03 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Iowa | | Quote:
Originally Posted by BassChalice LOL! I don't know...
It could be this one. That looks like it could be painful. | are you kidding? those guys are singing and whistling and having a jolly ole time
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05-06-2011, 11:05 AM
| | | | Here is another...
"I wish could stop puking" |
05-06-2011, 11:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fayetteville, AR | | Quote:
Originally Posted by EBodious are you kidding? those guys are singing and whistling and having a jolly ole time | On the outside...
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05-06-2011, 11:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: St. Clairsville, OH | | | It's a tossup:
"Got pink streaks in my hair today. LOVE THEM!!! So excited for the ball tomorrow. I've got a matching hot pink clutch!!"
or:
"Some woman tripped me in soccer last night and I landed full force on my knees from being in a full on run...my right knee is so friggin torn up inside it is just throbbing and shooting pain up and down my leg. I may have to find her and kill her because I seriously think I am going to not be able to walk this off and wil need to get it check out if it continues to feel this way." |
05-06-2011, 11:16 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Quote:
Originally Posted by powderfinger Here is another...
"I wish could stop puking" | Haha, pair that with this guy...
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05-06-2011, 11:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Fayetteville, AR | | Quote:
Originally Posted by zoonose It's a tossup:
"Got pink streaks in my hair today. LOVE THEM!!! So excited for the ball tomorrow. I've got a matching hot pink clutch!!"
or:
"Some woman tripped me in soccer last night and I landed full force on my knees from being in a full on run...my right knee is so friggin torn up inside it is just throbbing and shooting pain up and down my leg. I may have to find her and kill her because I seriously think I am going to not be able to walk this off and wil need to get it check out if it continues to feel this way." | FTW so far! Especially the pink hair/clutch combo! Now THAT is some serious business! (when you're a 13 yr old girl)
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05-06-2011, 11:31 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Charlotte, NC | | | "I cut my toe on a piece of this friggin sawgrass coming through the garage. Sawgrass needs to DIE!!!! ....oh jeez its bleeding."
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05-06-2011, 01:25 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | 'Come over hurry ! If ur not here by 6 I'm leaving !!!' |
05-06-2011, 01:31 PM
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