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03-29-2010, 07:45 PM
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OK, they're going to run the Large Hadron Collider at 3.5 TeV (7.0 TeV total) tomorrow. I'd say it's time to put on the tinfoil hats to protect against black holes and/or strange matter. Don't say I didn't warn you.
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03-29-2010, 07:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | | Thanks for warning about the END OF THE WORLD. Now I need to take advantage of my stomach issue and fart inside a church.
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold! |
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03-29-2010, 07:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer Thanks for warning. Now I need to take advantage of my stomach issue and fart inside a church. | I've done just this dozens of times- to no apparent effect.
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03-29-2010, 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by bassteban I've done just this dozens of times- to no apparent effect. | Oops, I meant fart on the pope's face. He looks like that guy from Star Wars.
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold! | | 
03-29-2010, 07:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer Thanks for warning. Now I need to take advantage of my stomach issue and fart inside a church. | I don't know exactly what that means, but I kinda like it.
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03-29-2010, 08:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | | What? No one else in this forum is worried about the end of the world?
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold! | | 
03-29-2010, 08:17 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Lakeland, FL | | My tinfoil hat is ready. Keep drawing the bad Pope karma to the southern hemisphere, thank you  | 
03-29-2010, 08:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer Oops, I meant fart on the pope's face. He looks like that guy from Star Wars. | THAT I have not done- but the night is young...
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03-29-2010, 08:21 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker Keep drawing the bad Pope karma to the southern hemisphere, thank you  | Just kidding. Geez...
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03-29-2010, 08:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Marco A. Mayer Just kidding. Geez... | When that small amount of antimatter causes us to loose gravitiy, you'll be ******, not me  | 
03-29-2010, 08:34 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker When that small amount of antimatter causes us to loose gravity, you'll be ******, not me  | That's it. I'm hot-glueing my right foot to the floor.
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues Make way, or forsooth, thou shalt become my Shergold! | | 
03-29-2010, 08:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | I'm going to Switzerland in 2 weeks. Should I be worried? | 
03-29-2010, 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedPissah I'm going to Switzerland in 2 weeks. Should I be worried? | Of course not. We will all be dead by then. 
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03-29-2010, 08:58 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedPissah I'm going to Switzerland in 2 weeks. Should I be worried? | If you stay put, particles of Switzerland might come to you  | 
03-29-2010, 09:43 PM
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Originally Posted by FL Knifemaker Pope karma | ^
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03-29-2010, 10:13 PM
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03-29-2010, 11:18 PM
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Originally Posted by WickedPissah I'm going to Switzerland in 2 weeks. Should I be worried? | Not if you have a tinfoil hat.
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03-30-2010, 05:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | It won't work. The LHC will destroy the world if run at full power. Future scientists know this, and travel back in time to sabotage it whenever they get close. That's why they keep having problems with it. | 
03-30-2010, 05:52 AM
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Originally Posted by Jim Nazium It won't work. The LHC will destroy the world if run at full power. Future scientists know this, and travel back in time to sabotage it whenever they get close. That's why they keep having problems with it. | How can they be from a future that's been destroyed by the LHC? | 
03-30-2010, 06:17 AM
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Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound How can they be from a future that's been destroyed by the LHC? | The future hasn't been destroyed, because they keep sabotaging the LHC. They know enough about physics in the future to know that IF they ran the LHC, it would create a vacuum instability that would destroy the universe. | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | |
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