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Old 03-31-2011, 02:59 PM
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Lil' jokey-joke going around the office ...

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Old 03-31-2011, 03:06 PM
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Effective management > prayer.
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:43 PM
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Effective management > prayer.

Yeah, not only wasn't it funny if it was supposed to be, it didn't make sense if it wasn't supposed to be (funny). Methinks it's just proselytizing masquerading as cleverness (sic).

Hey, imagine if you changed the word "pray" on all those Post-It Notes to "stab yourself in the eyeball with a No.2 pencil", now that'd be a humorous lil' jokey-joke, no?
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wow. Lighten up guys, not everyone shares the same sense of humor, just back away. It's ok, it'll be alright. Just take deep breaths....breathe in, breathe out, in, out..there feeling any better?
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Old 03-31-2011, 03:50 PM
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wow. Lighten up guys, not everyone shares the same sense of humor, just back away. It's ok, it'll be alright. Just take deep breaths....breathe in, breathe out, in, out..there feeling any better?
I know, right? God it's refreshing to have Relic back!

It was pretty funny
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I know, right? God it's refreshing to have Relic back!

It was pretty funny
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You know what this reminds me of? It's like where you're at a party and tell some joke and have a bunch of people laughing... except.... for the one guy.. that one guy who just HAS to suddenly pick apart and analyze the joke. "wait wait wait, but you asked "why did the chicken cross the road" Do you really know if anyone witnessed the chicken?? If no one was there to see it then how does anyone really KNOW if the chicken crossed the road??" This isnt funny man, I'm cereal, I'm super super cereal..."
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^ HAHA! Indeed.

I mean, I know the whole shindig was obviously put together by a black church lady, but so what? That makes it even funnier to me. Cuz I can picture her giant, purple hat decorated with lace and pink gloves and little purse with mints in it as she chuckles to herself and says "Oh, lord Jesus!" as she comes up with all these sassy little one-liners.
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Well me and the other 6 folks on the original email thought it was hilarious.

For those that got their feelings hurt, here you go.

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Old 03-31-2011, 04:19 PM
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Hey, imagine if you changed the word "pray" on all those Post-It Notes to "stab yourself in the eyeball with a No.2 pencil", now that'd be a humorous lil' jokey-joke, no?
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it was funny, but its not cool right now to be religious.. we all have to flex our anti religion muscles or we may get beat up.
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:45 PM
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it was funny, but its not cool right now to be religious.. we all have to flex our anti religion muscles or we may get beat up.
Yep, the anti-religious gotta preach the word.
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Old 03-31-2011, 07:55 PM
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I am about as non-religious as it gets and I found it pretty funny. Then that last paragraph at the end. That was really funny.
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:02 PM
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Screw praying, get the booze out.
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Old 03-31-2011, 08:03 PM
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There's nothing more tasteful than being preached to at work, is there?

Right up there with volunteering for root canal work.

How about:

If you find yourself feeling that you need to pray at work....

You need to go have a beer.
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I'm just mentally replacing the word "pray" with the phrase "loiter on Talkbass".
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