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03-22-2008, 11:16 PM
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Ahahaha. Oh man, the tackle on this is exceptional. http://www.thestar.com/fpLarge/video/346482
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03-22-2008, 11:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Winnipeg, MB | | | Oh snap...
I'm glad my cats aren't that big.
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Well, okay, if I could afford it I'd probably have an exotic cat like that, but still! | 
03-22-2008, 11:36 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Calgary, Alberta | | | I don't like that lady, Go Lion!
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03-22-2008, 11:58 PM
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03-23-2008, 06:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2000 Location: Finland, EU | | Not much of a martial artist, is she? She didn't even see that coming 
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03-23-2008, 06:47 AM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | I think that shows that cat's martial arts technique >>>> humans. 
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03-23-2008, 06:53 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Waco, TX | | | That was the goofiest looking martial art I've ever seen.
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03-23-2008, 07:01 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | I dont blame the lion, if she was impersonating me like that i'd have taken her down too
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03-23-2008, 07:10 AM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by DigMe That was the goofiest looking martial art I've ever seen.
bc | Exactly my thoughts. Trying to mimic the moves of a cat or an elephant with a human skeleton and musculature doesn't seem to me to the best way to exercise fine control over forces and motion. It's a bit like trying to cut your steak with the edge of a spoon. And it looked every bit as dumb as it sounds.
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03-23-2008, 07:43 AM
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Originally Posted by bassybill It's a bit like trying to cut your steak with the edge of a spoon. | That was possible with all of the best steaks that I've ever had!
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03-23-2008, 07:51 AM
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Originally Posted by bassybill I think that shows that cat's martial arts technique >>>> humans.  | yeah, and that lion is just a young male, judging by the development of his mane.
too bad they didn't have a full grown tiger there for the pic. 
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03-23-2008, 07:54 AM
|  | You don't want to do that. Trust me. Forum Administrator | | Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: atlanta ga | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassybill Exactly my thoughts. Trying to mimic the moves of a cat or an elephant with a human skeleton and musculature doesn't seem to me to the best way to exercise fine control over forces and motion. It's a bit like trying to cut your steak with the edge of a spoon. And it looked every bit as dumb as it sounds. | don't tell that to chinese martial arts practitioners. a lot of shaolin kung fu is based on animal movements, although i can't imagine "elephant style".  i think the goofyness evident there was on the part of that woman's execution.
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03-23-2008, 07:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Germany | | | Poor lion, they should've just left it the hell alone, can't say I feel sorry for Ms. Weird Martial Artist and the magazine guys. | 
03-23-2008, 08:15 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: On The Bayou | | | The lion needs more training. He'll get her next time. | 
03-23-2008, 09:44 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Bowling Green, Ohio | | | Fail. | 
03-23-2008, 09:52 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: berkeley, ca | | it looked like the lion just wanted to play!
of course, humans just can't handle playing with the big cats, which is one of the many reasons why we should just leave'em alone.  | 
03-23-2008, 09:59 AM
| | Registered User Wouldn't you like to know?! | | Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Atlanta | | "Finish her!"  Sorry, Mortal Kombat fan.
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03-23-2008, 10:48 AM
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Originally Posted by john turner don't tell that to chinese martial arts practitioners. a lot of shaolin kung fu is based on animal movements, although i can't imagine "elephant style".  i think the goofyness evident there was on the part of that woman's execution. | I use "Elephant style" all the time.
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03-23-2008, 11:30 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | Fedor could take that lion.  | 
03-23-2008, 12:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Woodchuck "Finish her!"  Sorry, Mortal Kombat fan. | "Animality ! "
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