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03-24-2009, 10:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Fredericksburg, Virginia | |  Lol my ex is pregnant
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she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.
She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.
all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me. 
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03-24-2009, 10:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | | I don't really see the funny side to this situation.
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03-24-2009, 10:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Mark Latimour  I don't really see the funny side to this situation. | As Groucho Marx said: "There's no sweeter sound then the crumbling of one's fellow man"
She also did quite a number on my face.  I was too smart to hit back. And she was just flat out mean for no good reason. and she's all flabby and saggy and looks like she's been laid too many times.
But, bottom line, Thunderscreech has the last laugh. Bwahahahahaaa!!!
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03-24-2009, 10:18 AM
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03-24-2009, 10:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: (M)a$$hole. | | Wow! Another unplanned pregnancy! Another potentially unloved being done been brought into this world! That is a riot!
Wow, thanks for sharing dude. Kindergarten back in session here today already?
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03-24-2009, 10:20 AM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | | more sad than funny... there's a child to be involved here. At any rate, at least she's your ex, good move.
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03-24-2009, 10:25 AM
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03-24-2009, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.
She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.
all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me. | yeah, i'm glad it wasn't you either, cuz i don't think you'd look good pregnant.
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03-24-2009, 10:31 AM
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Originally Posted by john turner yeah, i'm glad it wasn't you either, cuz i don't think you'd look good pregnant. | It would kinda mess up his whole trip and whatnot. |
03-24-2009, 10:33 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic more sad than funny... there's a child to be involved here. | This seems to be what everyone is overlooking here. What will become of the kiddo? |
03-24-2009, 10:47 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: somewhere in middle America | | | I don't mean to sound too old, but someone else losing doesn't mean that you win.
If you get hurt, it's only natural to want to take a little pleasure in their downfall, but life is about living. Someone else living better or worse shouldn't impact your life and outlook. |
03-24-2009, 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by spade2you I don't mean to sound too old, but someone else losing doesn't mean that you win. | +1 She probably left him anyways.
Dumped by a flabby saggy baggy. Not exactly the winner here.
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03-24-2009, 11:09 AM
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03-24-2009, 11:17 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | | Hey, I'm a Southern girl who lives in a trailer and drinks cheap beer! So, you think all such women are trash? HAH!!!! Shows just how little you know about the world, Young Grasshopper.
Not a Jimmy Buffet fan though. I didn't know there was such a thing as an 18 y.o. Jimmy Buffet fan, but then, ya larn sumthin' new ever' day!
You know, that's just sad that she is so, well, casually pregnant and on her own. It is *not* easy to be a single mom, and being really young doesn't help. Yeah, she did the mattress dance, and she did it without protection, which was monumentally dumb. But, you know, she's already going to be paying for her fun for a long, long time. No need to laugh at her.
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03-24-2009, 11:20 AM
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Originally Posted by Thunderscreech she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.
She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.
all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me. | C'mon Levi we all know you really do love Bristol and that you are the real father. Get back together with the girl, you have the ring finger tattoo and everything already! 
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03-24-2009, 11:25 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: North Dakota | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Thunderscreech she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.
She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.
all I can say is I'm glad it wasn't me. | She's 18, you sound about 12. There's NOTHING funny about this - at all on so many levels. If I say any more I'm sure it'll be political or some other way against forum rules.
Grow up. You gained no respect with this post. |
03-24-2009, 11:31 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Earth | | | I don't see where he was trying to be funny. just happy that he got himself out from a bad situation. Nothing wrong with feeling good about that.
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03-24-2009, 11:31 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | | A sigh of relief for dodging a bullet is okay. Laughing at her expense in this situation is not cool.
I'm guessing you weren't so critical of her appearance/lifestyle when she was going bedroom gymnastics with you. |
03-24-2009, 11:32 AM
| | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by N8116B I don't see where he was trying to be funny. | Thread title..." Lol my ex is pregnant" |
03-24-2009, 11:41 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Texas | | Quote: |
Originally Posted by Thunderscreech she's only 18, and she's pregnant. my friend and I should've made bets, cause she cheated on me with this one dude who she got engaged to on valentines day '08, and then broke up with him for this one other guy who is the baby daddy.
She's one of those typical trashy trailer-trash alcoholic girls from the south who listen to Jimmy Buffet and drink cheap beer.
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and she's all flabby and saggy and looks like she's been laid too many times. | 
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