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05-21-2009, 08:13 PM
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Mark Wilson is officially a certified lifeguard for anywhere in North America. |
05-21-2009, 08:15 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | That is creepy. |
05-21-2009, 08:20 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: St. John's, NL | | Emma Watson's personal life guard? 
or just epic fail lifeguard to take this signs job? 
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05-21-2009, 08:22 PM
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05-21-2009, 08:23 PM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | | Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
Dun dun. Duuun dun. |
05-21-2009, 08:24 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | Ooh ooh ooh! Poll idea! Who would you rather save you when your drowning, Maki or Failson? |
05-21-2009, 08:24 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coast of Canada | | Maki, now Failson.......
I might never swim again  |
05-21-2009, 08:26 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: West Coast of Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings Ooh ooh ooh! Poll idea! Who would you rather save you when your drowning, Maki or Failson? | Who would you rather save you while drowning? |
05-21-2009, 08:27 PM
| | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Nyarlathotep | Awesome!  |
05-21-2009, 08:28 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Levy's Leathers Moderator | | Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Toronto/Niagara Falls, Ontario | | Well, Ellis rules state save yourself first.
So, screw you Maki.  |
05-21-2009, 08:28 PM
|  | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by joeinsprings That is creepy. | You have to understand that this is all part of Mark's longtime dream of meeting Emma Watson after she nearly drowns and he has to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation.
But his first rescue victim will look more like this:  |
05-21-2009, 08:35 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Boston | | Quote:
Originally Posted by TheBigO You have to understand that this is all part of Mark's longtime dream of meeting Emma Watson after she nearly drowns and he has to perform mouth to mouth resuscitation.
| Unfortunately for Mark, here, mouth-to-mouth is no longer the preferred method. He's going to have to get that smooch from somewhere else.
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05-21-2009, 08:37 PM
| | I'm a tumbler, born under punches | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Northern California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Scarlet Fire Unfortunately for Mark, here, mouth-to-mouth is no longer the preferred method. He's going to have to get that smooch from somewhere else. | To be fair, that's only one of many loopholes in Mark's plan to marry Emma Watson. |
05-21-2009, 08:56 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Boston | | | (In the style of a 1950's era educational filmstrip character) Even in the waters of sunny Acupoco?! |
05-21-2009, 09:48 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: West Side SA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Mark Wilson Mark Wilson is officially a certified lifeguard for anywhere in North America. | man, i hope no one dies..
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05-21-2009, 09:49 PM
|  | Some carrots are humiliated publicly | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Syracuse, NY | | | Oh lord, hide the children!
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05-21-2009, 11:49 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Sydney, Australia | | | You're not rescuing me until your leg has healed!
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05-22-2009, 12:14 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Iowa | | What does it take to be licensed in South America? Do you need an extra class on how toilets and pools flush in the opposite direction?  |
05-22-2009, 07:07 AM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | |
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05-22-2009, 07:45 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Waco, TX | | | I knew this was fail the second I saw Mark Wilson calling someone else a sucka.
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