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Old 04-29-2008, 01:44 PM
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Old 04-29-2008, 01:59 PM
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A friend of mine did it a couple of summers ago as a sub. Said he went from dressed ,to underwear, to starkers over the course of each set. The keyboard player that went with him stayed dressed the whole gig and was more worried about glancing at the wrong places at the wrong time. LMAO.

He said tear-down was pretty relaxing considering he was naked in the dark.
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:16 PM
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There's a nudist colony around here that does something similar.

I joined an originals band years back the year after they had played it. I guess everyone in the band kept their clothes on and they wished that the people in the audiance had too. Apparently the folks who seem to embrace the "Clothing Optional" thing are pretty much the same people you really don't want to see naked in the first place. Heck, I'd probably fit right in!
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Old 04-29-2008, 02:30 PM
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This would be a good time for me to get my old tribute band "Nude Sabbath" back together...
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This would be a good time for me to get my old tribute band "Nude Sabbath" back together...
Had a cousin of mine sing War Pigs in the raw and hammered at a basement party. He just strolled down the basement and took over. My other cousin found him later crawling up his bed like a hammered panther trying to get lucky with some broad.
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Had a cousin of mine sing War Pigs in the raw and hammered at a basement party. He just strolled down the basement and took over. My other cousin found him later crawling up his bed like a hammered panther trying to get lucky with some broad.
Man... that's just bordering on legendary and your cousin is a hero to mankind... NONE of the parties I ever go to ever get remotely that interesting. It's a shame.
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Naked or not they don't pay you. So unless for some strange reason I was planning a trip to a nudist colony with my band I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot barge pole.
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I'd so do that with my band, if my bandmates weren't horribly unappealing to everyone. and besides from me, nobody gets a free show.
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Naked or not they don't pay you. So unless for some strange reason I was planning a trip to a nudist colony with my band I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot barge pole.
As long as you don't touch it with your 10 inch barge pole everything should be cool.
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I'd so do that with my band, if my bandmates weren't horribly unappealing to everyone. and besides from me, nobody gets a free show.
That would be an awful show for the drummer.
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That would be an awful show for the drummer.
that includes the drummer, I dont want to be anywhere near them if they played naked
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We're playing in August for a nude car show at a nudist camp. We played there last year and they wanted us again this year. It's real tame, i.e., no swinging or sexual aspect to their naturalist environment and the average age of the campers is about 50. They treated us like gold and we appreciated it. Our option whether to play in the buff. We played in boxers last year, prolly will this year again. We figure playing this twice is probably enough. The shock of everyone being naked wears off (no pun intended) after about 30 minutes. Until then, you're real cognizant of looking people right in the eyes when you're talking to them!
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