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02-23-2009, 04:34 PM
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someday between Thursday night and Sunday morning I got robbed. 
The thief only took laundry detergent     ....I swear this is NOT a joke.
He or she jumped over the fence and cracked a plant pot so I can safely say the thief is my neighbor.
Right now I am looking to purchase a DVR camera system 
This is how the recession have some poeple here in Puerto Rico
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02-23-2009, 04:38 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Here's what you do:
1) Buy new laundry detergent.
2) Make sure your neighbor is out of laundry detergent.
3) Open the new laundry detergent.
4) Mix bleach in with laundryy detergent.
5) Leave tainted laundry detergent in plain view of your neighbor, somewhere so that another potted plant is not harmed.
6) Look at your neighbors clothesline and watch the bleach stained clothes fap fap fap in the wind.
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02-23-2009, 04:50 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: VA Beach | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania  Here's what you do:
1) Buy new laundry detergent.
2) Make sure your neighbor is out of laundry detergent.
3) Open the new laundry detergent.
4) Mix bleach in with laundryy detergent.
5) Leave tainted laundry detergent in plain view of your neighbor, somewhere so that another potted plant is not harmed.
6) Look at your neighbors clothesline and watch the bleach stained clothes fap fap fap in the wind. | /thread |
02-23-2009, 04:51 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I'm more interested in the pot plants personally. |
02-23-2009, 04:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Prince Edward Island | | A house down the street in my old neighbourhood was robbed once. They smashed the front bay window, stole old pizza and beer out of the fridge and nothing else...... 
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02-23-2009, 04:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Fort Worth, Texas | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I'm more interested in the pot plants personally. | Your reading........You're doing it wrong.  |
02-23-2009, 04:58 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by fo shizzle Your reading........You're doing it wrong. | I read the words. I'm sticking by my comprehension. |
02-23-2009, 05:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: My Old Kentucky Home.... | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I read the words. I'm sticking by my comprehension. | Hey, that's the first think I comprehended too....Had to go back and read it again.
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02-23-2009, 06:19 PM
|  | Funkify your Life | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: The Bucket, RI. | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Stanley Design A house down the street in my old neighbourhood was robbed once. They smashed the front bay window, stole old pizza and beer out of the fridge and nothing else...... | Maybe they had their own pot plants. |
02-23-2009, 06:53 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Buffalo, NY | | | Wait a minute... the neighbor's a pothead?
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02-23-2009, 07:12 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Los Angeles, CA | | | Is it nice laundry detergent?
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02-23-2009, 07:13 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Eh? | | Hey, that reminds me of the summer where someone stole gardening tools from all over the neighborhood. Quote:
Originally Posted by Suprise Panda! Is it nice laundry detergent? | It's kept in small plastic bags scattered around his house.
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02-23-2009, 07:13 PM
|  | Me? Solecistic? That's unpossible! | | Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada eh? | | | i hear smoking dope leads to much harder drugs .... maybe your neighbour is hooked on the devil weed and is in his/her house right now freebasing your laundry detergent
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02-23-2009, 07:22 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Here's what you do:
1) Buy new laundry detergent.
2) Make sure your neighbor is out of laundry detergent.
3) Open the new laundry detergent.
4) Mix bleach in with laundryy detergent.
5) Leave tainted laundry detergent in plain view of your neighbor, somewhere so that another potted plant is not harmed.
6) Look at your neighbors clothesline and watch the bleach stained clothes fap fap fap in the wind. | This is BRILLIANT!!! Especially if you can find a granular bleach that will mix in with the detergent.
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02-23-2009, 07:55 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Charlotte, NC | | | Record it next time he does it, then watch with friends and laugh.
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02-23-2009, 11:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Perth, WA, Australia | | | 1) Purchase a small quantity of (cheap, lousy) amphetamine.
2) Pour said amphetamine into a box of laundry powder.
3) When it's stolen again by the neighbour, phone the police. Tell them you visited your neighbour's house and he freaked out when he saw you and poured a quantity of suspicious looking white powder into a box of laundry detergent.
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02-23-2009, 11:43 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Wilmington, NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by ironrat He or she jumped over the fence and cracked a plant pot so I can safely say the thief is my neighbor. | Or perhaps you could safely say that the thief fled through your neighbor's backyard? Just a thought... Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania watch the bleach stained clothes fap fap fap in the wind. | That's just a mental image I'm having trouble conjuring up, or maybe I don't want to.
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02-24-2009, 12:19 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MatticusMania Here's what you do:
1) Buy new laundry detergent.
2) Make sure your neighbor is out of laundry detergent.
3) Open the new laundry detergent.
4) Mix bleach in with laundryy detergent.
5) Leave tainted laundry detergent in plain view of your neighbor, somewhere so that another potted plant is not harmed.
6) Look at your neighbors clothesline and watch the bleach stained clothes fap fap fap in the wind. | i lolled so hard when i read that i lolled in real life. |
02-24-2009, 12:19 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Chunk-O-Funk Maybe they had their own pot plants. |
What the hell is your avatar? It looks like a giant sheet of weaved bacon made into a flag.
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm. Bacon. . . . . .
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02-24-2009, 01:13 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Indiana | | | Why are the clothes fap fap fapping? Is the bleaching a result of the fap fap fapping? | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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