This made me smile :)

**jmattbassplaya** · #1 05-09-2011, 02:13 AM

I thought this was absolutely precious.

YouTube - High five for first kiss (original)

Jimbob Jones · #2 05-09-2011, 02:53 AM

D'aaawwwww

Kwesi · #3 05-09-2011, 03:03 AM

I'm not even kidding when I say that is absolutely, without a shadow of a doubt the single cutest thing I've ever seen! Favorited!

Relic · #4 05-09-2011, 05:28 AM

blendermassacre · #5 05-09-2011, 05:49 AM

that kid was so excited about his triumphant victory. hope one of his bros is there in 13 years to high five him after losing his virginity

Skitch it! · #6 05-09-2011, 06:00 AM

Cute

I remember stealing my first kiss off a girl who used to call in and visit me on my grandfather's farm, whilst she was on the tree swing, that way I was well out of arms reach if she decided to slap me for it ; )

Relic · #7 05-09-2011, 06:20 AM

I don't really remember mine. But according to my mom, I planted a big wet one on a female neighbor when I was about 5 or so - through a chain-link fence. Supposedly I convinced her to pucker up and kiss through the "holes". Just as we were doing so my grandmom caught us. Ah well, I supposed it was fun while it lasted.

Kwesi · #8 05-09-2011, 06:39 AM

My first was total kiss-rape... I think it explains a good amount of why I really want a girl that's taller than me (I'm 6'0" so not likely, lol).

All the kids that had gotten to before the opening bell stood outside segregated by grade. So there I was, a fresh-faced, first grader, smiling at the start of a new day waiting for the school doors to open. As I'm waiting, I notice a 6th grade girl moving kind of quickly in my direction. Seconds later she was steps away from me and then she practically pounced! I had no idea who she was or why she did it but before I knew what was going on I was on the ground and her lips were on mine. Just as quickly as it started, it was over and she ran off giggling. Needless to say, I was completely and utterly confused. I was robbed of my innocence and all I had to show for it was a blank look of my face and the taste of strawberry chapstick

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Yes, it was all very dramatic

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sloasdaylight · #9 05-09-2011, 08:12 AM

I don't remember my first kiss, or who it was, but I'm fairly certain that it was a girl, and that I was pretty good at it.

Thinking about it I'm pretty sure I remember what it was, or at least a very early one:

I was at one of my friends' birthday party, and there was a pretty even number of guy/girl, and I was dancing with this cute, tallish blonde with a pretty sizeable rack for a 13 year old. Anyways, we're dancing and at one point I had to go around the side of the house to do something (I forget what) and she followed me, and walked right up to me and planted a big wet one on me, just out of no where. Many high fives were given, and I think I spent the rest of the night trying to get another one (which I did), and trying to keep my crotch from resembling a pup tent.

macaroni tony · #10 05-09-2011, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight

I don't remember my first kiss, or who it was, but I'm fairly certain that it was a girl, and that I was pretty good at it.

Thinking about it I'm pretty sure I remember what it was, or at least a very early one:

I was at one of my friends' birthday party, and there was a pretty even number of guy/girl, and I was dancing with this cute, tallish blonde with a pretty sizeable rack for a 13 year old. Anyways, we're dancing and at one point I had to go around the side of the house to do something (I forget what) and she followed me, and walked right up to me and planted a big wet one on me, just out of no where. Many high fives were given, and I think I spent the rest of the night trying to get another one (which I did), and trying to keep my crotch from resembling a pup tent.

If I were a vengeful sonofamother, I could take quite the libelous sig out of this quote

My 1st kiss was from a 13yr old that lived around the corner. I was 4 at the time. Looking back....yeah, something was wrong with her. Can't say I was complaining then, though

sloasdaylight · #11 05-09-2011, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by macaroni tony

If I were a vengeful sonofamother, I could take quite the libelous sig out of this quote

My 1st kiss was from a 13yr old that lived around the corner. I was 4 at the time. Looking back....yeah, something was wrong with her. Can't say I was complaining then, though

Need I remind you of my sig?

macaroni tony · #12 05-09-2011, 09:07 AM

Oh I know...hence the word "vengeful"

sloasdaylight · #13 05-09-2011, 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by macaroni tony

Oh I know...hence the word "vengeful"

Ok douchewater boy.

IconBasser · #14 05-09-2011, 09:13 AM

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they are NOT related. She is literally the "girl next door".

*phwew*

EricF · #15 05-09-2011, 10:13 AM

I remember kissing a few girls when I was a really young guy, but don't clearly recall the first. I'm pretty sure I was around 6.

**jmattbassplaya** · #16 05-09-2011, 11:58 AM

I remember mine, and it was total rape lol. I was in kindergarten with my class and we all were watching Rudolf the Red-Nosed Reindeer. Well, I was sitting next to this girl named Jessi-Bell, which is about as good of a southern girls name as they come, and she basically pounced on me and went to town. I tried to fight her back, but she knew what she wanted and she wasn't afraid to get it

The teacher ended up pulling her off of me and she spent the rest of the class telling Jessi-Bell why it was inappropriate to kiss boys in class lol.

MatticusMania · #17 05-09-2011, 01:30 PM

5 years old, on the bus home from school. My stop was the first one. The cute girl sitting next to me, as I was getting up, turns and plants one on my cheek.

But, someone should warn that girl in the video of the dangers of plastic bottled water...

**jmattbassplaya** · #18 05-09-2011, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MatticusMania

But, someone should warn that girl in the video of the dangers of plastic bottled water...

Bahaha!

anyonefortennis · #19 05-09-2011, 01:54 PM

Extra points -girl is wearing a batman tee.

Stingray89 · #20 05-09-2011, 01:58 PM

Ahh my first kiss, I remember it like yesterday...I was at the bus stop with a girl named Amy and it was raining outside. Me being the nice gentleman that I am offered her my rainjacket and she kindly accepted. When the bus arrived and we were on our way to school she tried to give me my jacket back, but I just said keep it. She smiled and then kissed me...The last I heard from Amy she was on crack living in the streets with two babies being taken care of by her mother. Glad I didn't pursue that relationship. Although she still has that rainjacket...