Excellent. Your terrain is defended, and your breakfast cooked, simultaneously. I'd recommend one of the older, water-cooled models to make coffee, though.
man, that's not nearly enough bacon. we're gonna need another pound, and more barrels. I suggest a mini-gun. 5 more barrels, and it spins to shed away artery-cloggin grease, HEALTHY! As a bonus, you can mow down trees and Predators.
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Making breakfast couldn’t get any more manly! 
