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07-01-2009, 10:53 AM
|  | Cat Noir | | Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Delawhere | | | Man injured after attempting self circumcision with nail clippers!
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07-01-2009, 10:54 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Madison, NJ | | | Ummm... ouch.
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07-01-2009, 10:56 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Belgium | | nip tuck, season 1 
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07-01-2009, 10:58 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Edinburgh & Dundee, Scotland | | | In what universe would anyone think that was a good idea!
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07-01-2009, 11:03 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: College Station, Texas | | | I almost vomited. | 
07-01-2009, 11:07 AM
|  | ... you talkin' to me ?? | | Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: DEEP in the Heart of Texas | | | ... damn , what an idiot .
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07-01-2009, 11:07 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: London UK | | I hope Bruce Lindfield is okay. Maybe we should send him some flowers in the hospital? 
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07-01-2009, 11:25 AM
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07-01-2009, 11:27 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Finland (Northern Europe) | | Hi.
Wow, the idiots won't have to be neutered anymore to improve the population.
THEY DO THAT THEMSELVES.
That's a definite step upwards in the evolutionary developement.
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07-01-2009, 11:42 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Toronto, Ontario, Canada | | | Next week I suggest he attempts to shave with a chainsaw. | 
07-01-2009, 11:48 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: Fort Collins, Colorado | | | Shave which area - upper or lower?
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07-01-2009, 11:49 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | As bad as it sounds, Im sure Ive heard worse.
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07-01-2009, 11:53 AM
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07-01-2009, 11:58 AM
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07-01-2009, 12:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: May 2007 Location: south of Spain | | | some of the youngsters in this wonderful country aren't what we call intelligent, or normal, or slightly below normal. I'd bet anything that he was a chav, subrace of worthless slime, if not, at least by chopping his wallet gets honorary membership. | 
07-01-2009, 12:11 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Corsicana, Texas | | "This is something we would advise men never to attempt,... Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand." 
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07-01-2009, 02:01 PM
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07-01-2009, 02:22 PM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Stu L. "This is something we would advise men never to attempt,... Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."  | You can't tell me that you ever expected to read this in the news.
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07-01-2009, 02:26 PM
| | | | yeah... save cutting your NAILS with the clippers. not your ****
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Originally Posted by Beej
ninefinger read my mind... A 32 foot scale bass? Who's going to play it? 90 foot jesus?
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07-01-2009, 03:09 PM
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