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Old 07-01-2009, 10:53 AM
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Man injured after attempting self circumcision with nail clippers!

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In what universe would anyone think that was a good idea!
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... damn , what an idiot .
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Old 07-01-2009, 11:27 AM
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Wow, the idiots won't have to be neutered anymore to improve the population.

THEY DO THAT THEMSELVES.

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Next week I suggest he attempts to shave with a chainsaw.
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Shave which area - upper or lower?
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some of the youngsters in this wonderful country aren't what we call intelligent, or normal, or slightly below normal. I'd bet anything that he was a chav, subrace of worthless slime, if not, at least by chopping his wallet gets honorary membership.
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"This is something we would advise men never to attempt,... Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

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"This is something we would advise men never to attempt,... Using a pair of nail clippers must have caused excruciating pain, even if he had had a few drinks beforehand."

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yeah... save cutting your NAILS with the clippers. not your ****
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