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11-04-2009, 10:21 PM
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...or: Man sentenced to three years for buggery. You pick the thread title.
This was emailed to me at lunch: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,571707,00.html
Maybe, after about page 4, this can be merged with the vaccine thread. You're welcome.
Mike
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11-04-2009, 10:25 PM
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11-04-2009, 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound Umm, wow.
lowsound | After reading some of the super-insightful posts in the "vocabulary thread", I dumbed down the title so that everyone could feel included. No need to hank me. Send a small check and your sympathy cards to that horse.
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11-04-2009, 10:59 PM
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Endorsing Artist: Lyt Pedalboards Beta tester: Source Audio Moderator | | Join Date: May 2002 Location: Connecticut | | | I like how he said, "I didn't mean to do it." That must have been quite the accident.... |
11-05-2009, 12:03 AM
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11-05-2009, 12:03 AM
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Originally Posted by Bryan R. Tyler I like how he said, "I didn't mean to do it." That must have been quite the accident.... | Especially given it was the second time he had molested that particular horse.
Also, nice to see ole flamey back as your avatar Mike. |
11-05-2009, 12:06 AM
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Originally Posted by KeithBMI neigh. | You sir are growing up to be a very clever man. Good thing that is more than adequately counterbalanced with the unce unce fail truck. 
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11-05-2009, 12:56 AM
|  | Working on successful. Got the first syllable... | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Huddinge, Sweden | | | I thought this was where Maki would say: "Meh, I've done worse. I'd hit it. I'm not a proud man".
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11-05-2009, 01:01 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | That was going to be my next post, but I'm pretty sure I've never accidently tapped a horse. There have been plenty of pigs, however. Sigh. I truly am not a proud man  |
11-05-2009, 01:33 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Belgium | | At least the horse was well passed the age of consent. Quote:
Originally Posted by mike_v_s After reading some of the super-insightful posts in the "vocabulary thread", I dumbed down the title so that everyone could feel included. No need to hank me. Send a small check and your sympathy cards to that horse.
Mike | So the word "buggery" is at a higher intellectual level than the word "rape".
Thanks for brushing up my english mike. |
11-05-2009, 01:37 AM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar You sir are growing up to be a very clever man. Good thing that is more than adequately counterbalanced with the unce unce fail truck. | 
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11-05-2009, 01:46 AM
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11-05-2009, 01:57 AM
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Originally Posted by Jimmy Bones Carrots. | That's probably what he used to lure the horse............... 
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11-05-2009, 04:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: NY, NY | | | The verdict is a little upsetting, but its hardly surprising. I mean, its nigh on impossible to have consentual relations with a horse.
Bob: Hey, so yeah, you know... Those carrots, and oats, and brushings, and everything... Well I really like you Clip Clop and I wanna take this to the next level.
Horse: Neigh...
Bob: I mean, come on. What've we got to lose? Lets get it on!
Horse: Neigh?!
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11-05-2009, 05:57 AM
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11-05-2009, 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by 5StringBlues That's probably what he used to lure the horse............... | 
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11-05-2009, 06:04 AM
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11-05-2009, 06:30 AM
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11-05-2009, 06:42 AM
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Originally Posted by René_Julien So the word "buggery" is at a higher intellectual level than the word "rape".
Thanks for brushing up my english mike. | I should have been more clear: the word "buggery" isn't used as often here and more people would have likely needed to reference it. I saved them the trouble by using a more common, but less descriptive word. You're welcome on the brush up. 
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11-05-2009, 07:04 AM
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