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Old 07-22-2010, 11:06 AM
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The Placer County Sheriff's department arrested 29-year-old Travis Kevie of Newcastle after his 4-day stint as the barkeep of the historic Valencia Club in Penryn which had been shutdown for more than a year.


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Deputies describe Kevie as a transient. They say he broke into the Valencia Club and put an open sign in the window on July 16th. Kevie kicked off his business with a six-pack of beer he bought and resold at the club. He used his profits to buy more alcohol keeping the club open throughout the weekend serving about 30 customers a day, deputies say.

Kevie is being held in the Placer County Jail for burglary and selling alcohol without a license.






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Old 07-22-2010, 11:14 AM
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Don't put this guy in jail. I say he's okay because nobody got hurt, people got to have fun and it was a pretty gutsy thing to do and we all can have a good laugh about it.
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:20 AM
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Don't put this guy in jail. I say he's okay because nobody got hurt, people got to have fun and it was a pretty gutsy thing to do and we all can have a good laugh about it.
Hey, it was nothing more than Capitalism, those cops are down right commies!

Have to admit tho, gutsy as all hell. Did nobody realise the place was closed down and was a bit dusty and whatnot?!
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Hey, it was nothing more than Capitalism, those cops are down right commies!

Have to admit tho, gutsy as all hell. Did nobody realise the place was closed down and was a bit dusty and whatnot?!
A man took a shut down bar from nothing to serving 30 customers a day off one six pack of beer. His only crime is not paying rent on the place or having the right "papers" to serve alcohol. Gestapo sounds more like it.
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A man took a shut down bar from nothing to serving 30 customers a day off one six pack of beer. His only crime is not paying rent on the place or having the right "papers" to serve alcohol. Gestapo sounds more like it.
And breaking in. What about electricity and water?
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Old 07-22-2010, 11:52 AM
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Let him go to jail, hes a transient, he'll get a cot and 3 meals a day!
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This thread was not complete with out a Sarah Jessica Parker joke.
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