Manterns

Scarlet Fire · #1 02-26-2008, 07:20 PM

Does your house stink?

Does your s/o constantly nag you about cleaning, but you just can't stand their frilly, flowery, emasculating scents?

http://www.manterns.com/

I really want a bacon cheeseburger candle.

i_got_a_mohawk · #2 02-26-2008, 07:23 PM

That website is amazing!

So tempted to buy a pile and sabotage next christmas with them!

FL Knifemaker · #3 02-26-2008, 07:45 PM

I need a 4th of July Mantern for the bathroom in my shop

Atoz · #4 02-26-2008, 07:47 PM

Mmmmm... sawdust and baseball gloves. I'm going to order a pallet.

jonathan_matos5 · #5 02-26-2008, 08:08 PM

you could mix them and get vomit

for instance hotwings ballpark and beer = vomit

fretlessspence · #6 02-26-2008, 08:16 PM

I wonder if they could make one that smells like gasoline. Might not be very safe though.

jonathan_matos5 · #7 02-26-2008, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fretlessspence

I wonder if they could make one that smells like gasoline. Might not be very safe though.

just get a kerosene lantern

need4mospd · #8 02-26-2008, 08:26 PM

The Mantern collection is not complete without the smell of burnt tire and high octane gas.