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Old 02-27-2008, 06:13 PM
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Okay guys.

So last night, my room mate, a friend and I played a prank on a friend.
He went downstairs to jam with people (I live in rez) And we took about 600-800 pieces of Styrofoam which was in a box from packing and put them in his bed, and around his room, including every pair of pants, shoes, and even his wallet and deodorant.


Now, he came to our room, but we refused to answer the door.
I just want to see where this is going to end up haha
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Sounds like fun!

Come the summer, we're planning on filling one of our friends cars with those tiny styrofoam balls
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:23 PM
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You know what else they say?

"Who the **** buttered the floor!"
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That buttered floor video is funny as hell. That guy could have broken his neck. My house mates left me a garbage can full of raw clam shells in my workshop. I was gone for 2 weeks. When I got home the smell was beyond belief. I puked about 3 times trying to drag that can outside and open the windows. Unfugginbelieveable
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:36 PM
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Well, that didn't last long.
He came over, walked in and threw garbage all over our beds.
Then, I went to take a piss and there was a ton of garbage in the toilet.

It was then we outlined the rules.

1) No Physical Damage to anything in our rooms, or people.
2) Nothing that requires an immediate shower afterwards
3) Basically, only things that are really really god damn annoying and takes time to clean.
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You should have gone and urinated on his bed, in his shoes, in his CD player. Whatever you could find.

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Let's see....
-freeze urine in a baking sheet and slide it under his door (w/o the baking sheet)
-If his door opens inward to his room, fill a trash can full of water, lean it against the door, knock and run.

try these then we'll get you more.
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You know what else they say?

"Who the **** buttered the floor!"
One of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!!!!
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1) No Physical Damage to anything in our rooms, or people.
2) Nothing that requires an immediate shower afterwards
3) Basically, only things that are really really god damn annoying and takes time to clean.
Those aren't pranks. Pranks are things that can result in jail time for either party.
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Let's see....
-freeze urine in a baking sheet and slide it under his door (w/o the baking sheet)
-If his door opens inward to his room, fill a trash can full of water, lean it against the door, knock and run.

try these then we'll get you more.
The first one is an amazing idea. The second one needs a little bit of work. How about you thicken the water and dye it red. Then it looks like blood. Also, find a bunch of cement blocks and brick him into his room, this only works if the door opens inward.

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Old 02-27-2008, 08:57 PM
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Those aren't pranks. Pranks are things that can result in jail time for either party.
Well, considering I don't want to get evicted from residence...
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Old 02-27-2008, 08:58 PM
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Well, considering I don't want to get evicted from residence...
Yes, you do.

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One of the funniest things I've ever seen!!!!!!
Hahahaha I just saw it! hahaha The part where he walks back in is hilarious!
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Take a toilet plunger. Pee about 100 millitres into it. Stick it on the ceiling over the toilet. Victim sits down. Looks over his head... what the hell? Pulls it off and wammo...

Urine shower!
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Take a toilet plunger. Pee about 100 millitres into it. Stick it on the ceiling over the toilet. Victim sits down. Looks over his head... what the hell? Pulls it off and wammo...

Urine shower!
Man, I can just picture this happening.

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Man, I can just picture this happening.

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I just tried it, and it's WAY more awesome than it sounds.
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I just tried it, and it's WAY more awesome than it sounds.
You should have set up a video camera to catch the amazingness.

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Here's another one... not as good but still funny.

This requires two people. Best to do after the roomie had a late night, possibly with a hangover. While your roomie sleeps, you get on your treadmill and get nice and sweaty. As your doing this, you get a friend to pile all the speakers in the house at the entrance to the victims bedroom doorway. Your ampeg 810 would be ideal.

Now that you're all nice and sweaty, take off your pants and underwear and stand over the body of your sleeping roomie. Make sure you line up your sweaty meat-sack in the exact correct position. Then cue your friend. He turns on the stereo at FULL blast. Victim sits up very quickly. Result... his face in your sweaty balls.

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