|Hobobob ||03-20-2013 05:16 AM |
Matticus @ 2 years old
I know Bane isn't his avatar any more, but I couldn't resist.
|hover ||03-20-2013 05:40 AM |
His dialogue was just as intelligible then as his posts are now... ;)
|fraublugher ||03-20-2013 08:04 AM |
" I was born in the shadows , and quickly face-planted into a full diaper. Been mumbling under my breath ever since. You'd be evil and incoherent too, if it happened to you."
|nutso42 ||03-20-2013 08:17 AM |
"When my diapers are in ashes, you have my permission to wipe."
"What would happen if I didn't change your diaper?"
"It would be very painful"
"C'mon you're a big boy"
|MatticusMania ||03-20-2013 10:24 AM |
|Hobobob ||03-20-2013 05:54 PM |
The subtitle when I found it on reddit: 'When playgroup is ashes, then you have my permission to cry.'
|MatticusMania ||03-21-2013 10:39 AM |
I am Daycare's reckoning!
|hover ||03-21-2013 10:42 AM |
That's one way to keep a binkie in his mouth.
|elgecko ||03-21-2013 10:48 AM |
|nutso42 ||03-21-2013 01:06 PM |
“Oh yes, I was wondering what would break first, your spirit or my diaper?”
|MatticusMania ||03-21-2013 01:47 PM |
"Oh, you think candy is your ally. You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it not too long ago, moulded by it. I didn't see the light until I was one and a half, and by then it was nothing to me but BLINDING!"
|Hobobob ||04-24-2013 05:02 AM |
Matticus @ 50:
|superdick2112 ||04-24-2013 06:04 AM |
A time-out for little Matticus?
No, his punishment must be more severe....
|MatticusMania ||04-25-2013 11:45 AM |
A younger Matticus falls in love for the first time...
After the death of my one true love, the woman who friend-zoned me, I fell on hard times, and got a job working for TSA...
But no worries, I worked hard, changed my career path, started my own company and grew to be a multi-millionaire!
In my old age, I settled down, and invested capital in a farm all my own. I even found a new love, who is just like me!
All in all, Id say I lived a good life...
|MatticusMania ||04-25-2013 11:46 AM |
And this, just for fun...
|Hobobob ||04-25-2013 10:25 PM |
Holy crap matticus, that's hilarious.
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