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View Poll Results: Mayonnaise or Miracle Whip?
Mayonnaise 60 56.60%
Miracle Whip 26 24.53%
Carrot aioli 20 18.87%
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Old 04-03-2011, 11:26 AM
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Mayo. (Hellman's Real, prefereably) MW is too sweet to me.
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Mayo. Cause Miracle Whip has a funny taste that turns my stomach.
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Old 04-03-2011, 11:29 AM
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Mayonnaise. Miracle Whip is too runny.
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Miracle whip, because mayo is revolting.
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Old 04-03-2011, 11:35 AM
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I can't stand miracle whip. There should be a warning on foods that contain it. I ate an egg salad sandwich from walmart that turned out to be made with miracle whip instead of mayo... I nearly threw up.
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Old 04-03-2011, 11:39 AM
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Both products are a blight on the food world and should be outlawed completely.
I had a friend that disliked any of the mayo based products as much as I do, and he aptly named them Manpaste™.
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Real fresh mayo isn't comparable to any of the commercial mayos listed in this thread, I won't even talk about miracle-whip.
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Miracle whip is for those hill jacks who can't eat anything without 5 added spoons of sugar. It's a crime against human nature.
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:18 PM
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Miracle whip is for those hill jacks who can't eat anything without 5 added spoons of sugar. It's a crime against human nature.
So do you eat Cheez Whiz?
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:22 PM
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On a sandwich Miracle Whip.....Mmmmm tangy tasty.
As a chaser with Vodka mayo.
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:23 PM
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Mayo. (Hellman's Real, prefereably) MW is too sweet to me.
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btw, isn't "Hellman's" and "Best Foods" the same?
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Old 04-03-2011, 12:25 PM
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Mayo. Just tastes better to me.
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Mayo, if I wanted relish, I'd add relish.

There's no need for a 2-in-1 product. Besides, 2-n-1 is BS anyways. Two won't fit in one, that's why they invented two. The outside of the jar would be all sticky, yuck!
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btw, isn't "Hellman's" and "Best Foods" the same?
Hellman's is east, Best Foods is west.
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Both products are a blight on the food world and should be outlawed completely.
I had a friend that disliked any of the mayo based products as much as I do, and he aptly named them Manpaste™.
Blech!
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around here we call it "man eggs" or "man glaize"

that crap is gross
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So do you eat Cheez Whiz?
Absolutely not. Ewwwww.
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Mayo, if I wanted relish, I'd add relish.

There's no need for a 2-in-1 product. Besides, 2-n-1 is BS anyways. Two won't fit in one, that's why they invented two. The outside of the jar would be all sticky, yuck!
There's no relish in MW.
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Since when are Mayo and MW interchangeable?!
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Miracle whip is for those hill jacks who can't eat anything without 5 added spoons of sugar. It's a crime against human nature.
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