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Old 07-28-2011, 02:01 PM
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Men: Experience a Woman's Period with the Wearable Menstruation Machine

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Don't think I want to try it, but looks neat.

"The device includes electrodes to induce abdominal cramps, and, from the looks of this video, some kind of slowly released red fluid."

Introducing The Wearable Menstruation Machine
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:02 PM
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Why the hell would someone think that was a good idea?
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:03 PM
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I saw it was Japanese and understood it completely.

Now walk away SLOWLY.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:12 PM
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Omg just go get your fingernails ripped off instead. It'd be a lot less messy and a lot more pleasant. Why would ANYONE want to try this???

All IMHO, of course, after 30 never-ending years of it...
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Why the hell would someone think that was a good idea?
Exactly.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:25 PM
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I'm married. I experience it every month vicariously, regardless of my wanting to.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:26 PM
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Do they also make a device that allows a woman to experience what it's like to get kicked in the nuts, really hard?
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That's got to be the stupidest thing I've ever seen.
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Do they also make a device that allows a woman to experience what it's like to get kicked in the nuts, really hard?
I was just about to edit my post to say this.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:27 PM
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Love the one comment:
Do. Not. Want. PERIOD.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:29 PM
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^^^..or morning wood
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I knew it had to be from Japan.
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Do they also make a device that allows a woman to experience what it's like to get kicked in the nuts, really hard?
thanks for the laugh... good one

the japanese come up with some crazy stuff
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Japs sure do love machines...and menstration.
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and vomit.
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Old 07-28-2011, 02:45 PM
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Japs sure do love machines...and menstration.
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^^^..or morning wood
Morning wood is a glorious thing to experience, why would we want to let them in on that if all theyre giving us is menstration?
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Old 07-28-2011, 03:09 PM
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I would totally wear this if I could get my wife to fawn over me, bring me motrins and walk on eggshells around me for a few days each month.
the payback, oh the payback. I'd milk it for all I'm worth
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