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Old 05-09-2008, 08:23 AM
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Men are stupid and women are evil!

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My wife likes to watch Survivor and this season the men have been so stupid to fall into giving up their chances to win, duped by the women, three times!

You would think after once you would learn, but three times. These men are so stupid!

The one women is just plain evil and loving it!

It reminds me of the Todd Rundgren Song Happy Anniversary from his recent CD "Liars"

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Come to me, she said, my girl
I must teach you of the world
It is full of hungry men
Who will drag you to their den
But their feelings they won't share
And of yours they do not care
And they think that they're so smart
But they're not

Men are stupid, men are stupid
And that's just the way it's got to be
Happy anniversary

Come to me my boy, he said
Better get this in your head
All the girls will use their sex
To get a yoke around your neck
Then they'll try to make you change
And when they fail, hold you to blame
And they don't care what's real or true
Like we do

Women are evil, women are evil
And that's just the way it's got to be
Happy anniversary
The girls were able to fool the men so easily. It proves that a cute woman can get a man to do just about anything!

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Old 05-09-2008, 08:24 AM
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Men are stupid, women are evil...

Did someone JUST figure that out?
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:26 AM
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you watch survivor?

and you get your cues about humanity from survivor?

uhhhhhh...you know it's all fake, right?
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Old 05-09-2008, 08:27 AM
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My wife likes the show. Sorry

You can talk to her about it.
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Old 05-09-2008, 09:23 AM
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Scripted and edited so you come up with the conclusion which is the title of this thread. You're living the dream man. Oh and btw, if I have to turn in my man card for watching Bo Bice on American Idol, then you definitely have to turn in your man card.
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I think wimmen are more insane than evil, really.
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I think wimmen are more insane than evil, really.
No no... That's just what they want you to think..
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:09 AM
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Wait, this is a survivor thread?! I feel so dirty!
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:43 AM
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I think wimmen are more insane than evil, really.
i'd agree with you there, if we're talking generalizations and stereotypes. but then again, i'd also think some, no, ALL men are evil, violent children...
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Old 05-09-2008, 10:51 AM
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Stupid isn't reserved for a gender...it's probably linked more to the urge to watch 'reality TV" at all....fight the temptation. (AKA: "Shun the dark side, Luke.")
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Old 05-10-2008, 09:23 AM
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No no... That's just what they want you to think..
Diminished responsibility and everything, don't fall for it!
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Survivor is still on TV? Damn
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Reality TV must die soon!
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Old 05-10-2008, 04:38 PM
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Men are stupid, women are evil

Correct.

Reality TV is not required to reach this conclusion, however.

Any relationship will do.
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