I had to write something a while ago, and ended up wit only Word to use. I was totally unable to come up with something okay looking. Dang, this thing is supposed to be user-friendly.
"Where the hell is post-paragraph spacing?"
"Dude, the monitor is running 16 million colors, and I get to choose between about ten."
"NO, I don't want a capital here."
"1Mb worth of text? It fits on a single page!"
Graphics designer humor, you know. Word is enough to process texts, fortunately. So you don't have to rely on fancy guys who charge three times what you've spent on making the content just to fit it in a page

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