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01-27-2008, 09:50 PM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | | Midget Strippers...
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...make a late night show at a dive bar connected to a dirty strip club all the more worth while.
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01-27-2008, 09:53 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | | We've joked about getting friends midget strippers time after time for each friend's birthday, and nobody's delivered (the closest was the strippers they took me to on my birthday). But all of them were regular sized.
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01-28-2008, 05:57 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Western PA | | | How much is an ankle dance?
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01-28-2008, 06:01 AM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Harpers Ferry WV | | | No pics..... |
01-28-2008, 07:19 AM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Detroit | | | ...no dive bar.
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01-28-2008, 09:11 AM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | Actual stripper. After research, she is not only a porn star, but has been featured on the Howard Stern show a bunch. 
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01-28-2008, 10:41 AM
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01-28-2008, 11:39 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Englewood, FL | | | weird |
01-28-2008, 11:41 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Meh. I've done worse to worse.
EDIT: Hey Anthony, was this the place next to The Gypsy Lounge? Not that I would know or anything.   |
01-28-2008, 02:41 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Union City, California | | | lol, I thought the word "Little People" replaced midgets. |
01-28-2008, 03:22 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rochelle, Illinois | | Quote:
Originally Posted by meev992  lol, I thought the word "Little People" replaced midgets. |
And hillbillies would prefer to be called "sons of the soil", but it ain't gonna happen.
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01-28-2008, 07:34 PM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Meh. I've done worse to worse.
EDIT: Hey Anthony, was this the place next to The Gypsy Lounge? Not that I would know or anything. | No it was Angel's in Corona. One side of the building is a strip club, the other side is a Sport's Bar. Free drinks made this one wild night.
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01-28-2008, 08:04 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Western PA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiled Grape No it was Angel's in Corona. One side of the building is a strip club, the other side is a Sport's Bar. Free drinks made this one wild night. | Lots of tall cold ones and short hot ones?
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01-28-2008, 08:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Bay Area, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Spoiled Grape Actual stripper. After research, she is not only a porn star, but has been featured on the Howard Stern show a bunch. | I think I read somewhere once that she sang in a band too.
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01-28-2008, 08:10 PM
| | I <3 Darkstar | | Join Date: May 2003 Location: Riverside, CA | | | Yes, they are called Blackout I think. Not sure. She was pretty cool, we talked afterwards.
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01-28-2008, 08:10 PM
| | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Grossman I think I read somewhere once that she sang in a band too.
- Dave | And played the bass too 
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01-28-2008, 08:32 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Edmonton, Alberta, Canada | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Human Bass And played the bass too |
Try ukulele. |
01-28-2008, 09:32 PM
|  | is, against all odds, still a scuba viking. | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Alta Loma, California | | Quote:
Originally Posted by meev992 lol, I thought the word "Little People" replaced midgets. | ya know, it might just be me, but that sounds alot more degrading...
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01-28-2008, 09:33 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: NE Dallas,Tx,Usa,Earth, M.Way | | | Watch this
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I came up up with more secrets to tell you today
These are my confessions
Slip my mind the last two times
Silly me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I told you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not all, now I recall more you see, so I'll give you part three of my confessions
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna tell you everything I left out of parts one and two
Like remember when I told you I knew Paulie Shore (Paulie Shore)
That's a lie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I killed your goldfish accidently, just replaced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog last time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I should agree that belongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me I'm still trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to clean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I really like to dress up as Shirley Temple and spank myself with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say I got a few more secrets I'd like to convey
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the floor
FYI it was not a cold sore
Ooops my bad, but you'll be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to tell you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Well, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't really sick last week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I told you at breakfast we were all out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was only enough left for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said all I could say, I thought of some more things that should scare you away
These are my confessions
Slipped my mind the last two times, silly me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I blew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I lied, yes that dress makes you look fat
Anyway, I shouldn't say anymore 'til I give you part four of my confessions
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01-28-2008, 09:47 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: GTA, Canada | | | Do they have normal sized "growlers"?
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