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02-22-2009, 06:37 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Leeds, UK | | | This might be my last thread on TB...
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...I can feel my arteries clogging up as I type.
Talkbass, Romans, countrymen. I may have just made and eaten the greatest sandwich in the world. It's nothing fancy like I know so many of you are fond of, and it doesn't contain bacon or carrots.
I present to you, the Toasted Snickers Sandwich. Here is my method: 
Step 1 - Preparation: I began by applying a non-animal-fat based spread (Clover) to two slices of medium cut white bread. I then took two Snickers bars and cut each one into 5 pieces. 
Step 2 - It Begins: I placed the first layer of Snickers horizontally onto one slice of bread, butter side down. 
Step 3 - Taking Shape: I placed a second layer of Snickers vertically on top of the first layer. 
Step 4 - It's Ready: I added the second slice of bread, butter side up, and then moved the whole creation over to the sandwich toaster. I closed the toaster and waited, checking on it occasionally. I then turned the sandwich toaster on, and repeated the process. 
Step 5 - The Beast Emerges: When the sandwich was done, I removed it from the toaster, and placed it on a plate. I cut it open, and took a photo to show you the molten peanut-and-caramel based stickiness inside.
The proof, as they say, is in the eating. I ate it. It was amazing. It was like eating 2 snickers bars, melted between 2 slices of bread. It made me happy.
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02-22-2009, 06:38 PM
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02-22-2009, 06:40 PM
|  | no really, smokemeth&hailsatan | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pueblo, CO | | | That looks tasty. |
02-22-2009, 06:48 PM
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02-22-2009, 06:50 PM
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02-22-2009, 06:59 PM
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02-22-2009, 07:03 PM
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02-22-2009, 07:11 PM
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02-22-2009, 07:12 PM
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Originally Posted by capnsandwich Needs bacon. Hey, I'm just sayin'. | Quote:
Originally Posted by iamlowsound That would be awesome with bacon.
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02-22-2009, 07:15 PM
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Originally Posted by whoatherechunk wow. you're a fatty. | I don't do this every day. This was a one time (or at least only on special occasions) event, which I have been planning for a while now. You have to admit - secretly you want to have a go...  Quote:
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Originally Posted by capnsandwich Needs bacon. Hey, I'm just sayin'. |  Feel free to try a version with bacon. I'm not convinced.
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02-22-2009, 07:16 PM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound That would be awesome with bacon.
lowsound | Although now I'm kind of tempted. I have bacon in the fridge...
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02-22-2009, 07:20 PM
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02-22-2009, 07:24 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Listowel/KW Ontario | | | If I had a sandwich toaster, I would be trying this right now. With the bacon, of course.
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02-22-2009, 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by capnsandwich Needs bacon. Hey, I'm just sayin'. | +1
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02-22-2009, 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by bassrique | Now I'm really hungry.
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02-22-2009, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by iamlowsound If I had a sandwich toaster, I would be trying this right now. With the bacon, of course.
lowsound | I might do it next week. I'm not sure that my body can cope with another one right now...
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02-22-2009, 08:03 PM
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02-22-2009, 08:06 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Omaha, NE | | | God, this thread's giving me an incredible craving for bacon. Snickers? Not so much.
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02-22-2009, 08:28 PM
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02-22-2009, 08:29 PM
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Originally Posted by Happynoj ...It was like eating 2 snickers bars, melted between 2 slices of bread. | Umm, maybe because that was what you were eating?
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