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Old 07-29-2011, 02:07 PM
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A blonde woman driving a Bentley crashes into an Aston Martin, Ferrari, Mercedes, and Porsche. Insert punch line here.
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Ok, apparently the Blonde in the Bentley was pissed at Aston for sleeping with Mercedes and Porsche.
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Ok, apparently the Blonde in the Bentley was pissed at Aston for sleeping with Mercedes and Porsche.
Sounds like a good one. Hotties Can't Drive Pt 3?
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Ok, apparently the Blonde in the Bentley was pissed at Aston for sleeping with Mercedes and Porsche.
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So a bunch of overpriced exotic $hitboxes got dented up. No great loss, imo.
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So a bunch of overpriced exotic $hitboxes got dented up. No great loss, imo.
Hey man, they move some high dollar "merchandise" in those exotic $hitboxes!
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Sounds like a good one. Hotties Can't Drive Pt 3?
Hey, I'd rent it and grab my gearshift.
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Hey man, they move some high dollar "merchandise" in those exotic $hitboxes!
Overpriced cars and overpriced women........ same difference.
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So a bunch of overpriced exotic $hitboxes got dented up. No great loss, imo.
I lived in a ski resort where you'd see cars like this on winding mountain roads. A large majority of the idiots who buy these cars couldn't pilot a stock Ford Focus safely.
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