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Old 02-18-2009, 06:24 PM
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After meeting all the requirements for several clubs and attempting to gain membership, I have decided instead to make my own for all the TBer's out there not privy to the cool kids clubs belonging to the TB Eilte. If you are a misfit, reject or otherwise been told to screw off by the (insert brand name here) club because all of them have 6 custom whatevers each and you only had enough scratch to buy a used off the rack one and your pictures didn't meet there criteria, you can now join this club. Pick your own number, all duplicates are approved, 69 I predict will have roaring popularity
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Old 02-18-2009, 09:49 PM
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Ahh Welcome, Welcome fellow not quite cool enough brethren. If this gets popular enough we can start excluding people who haven't been rejected by enough clubs. I mean, thats the SOP isn't it?
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Old 02-19-2009, 09:57 AM
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I recall a post by you saying go Habs. You can keep your swirlie, thank you, we do not need your charity. And you are now in. Member # 2
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:01 AM
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After meeting all the requirements for several clubs and attempting to gain membership, I have decided instead to make my own for all the TBer's out there not privy to the cool kids clubs belonging to the TB Eilte.
there are -no- tb elite running -any- clubs.

just thought you might want to know that.
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there are -no- tb elite running -any- clubs.

just thought you might want to know that.
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Old 02-19-2009, 10:53 AM
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whoops, posted the same thing twice. Can I delete one of them?

Also, this whole thing is a joke. I was just bored. Hope I haven't ticked anyone off.
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:38 AM
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The vegetarian club denied me a number based solely on my membership in the bacon club. I was almost #2!!
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Old 02-19-2009, 11:44 AM
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while I think I see their point, I think Bacon is the horse to back in the Darwinian long run. With that in mind, I feel you are more than eligible for this club. Even the name of this club is wrong, you don't have to be rejected by anything. It just helps establish your place in the pecking order when we eventually take over the world.
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there are -no- tb elite running -any- clubs.
That's what they want you to think...
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:10 PM
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The Naked Bassists club accepts people without pics...
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Old 02-19-2009, 12:47 PM
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That is probably for the best.

Happy, you sound like a conspiracy theorist and a paranoid loon. I am therefore extending to you the first Executive Meritorious Citation from the Council of Shadows. Welcome.
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That's what they want you to think...
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Is that a binary number? Can it be decoded?
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:03 PM
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It is a coded word, more likely, but its consists of 2 numbers, so binary is a good guess considering what the word sounds like it would mean.

Also, I cannot decode it. So we will assume it means "Boys rule and Girls drool'

And this is good. Accepted into the club.
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Old 02-19-2009, 01:40 PM
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... If you are a misfit, reject or otherwise been told to screw off by ...
Definition of a bass player, right?

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lousy, your sig made me want to post these, can I be in the club now?





And the other one I wanted to post wasnt quite SFW, just know that rainbows arent as gay as you might think.
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