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03-12-2009, 12:53 PM
|  | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | the more than one club wont give me the time of day club returns
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They thought I was gone! Haha! I will refresh the rules
No open minded people
Must have piloted either a hang glider, blimp or submarine
Free tacos and beer for all members
Your tracking chip is activated by merely posting, so you don't need a number
Pick your own number
Pics not necesarry for anything
Every third wednesday is ranch dressing day
Vegtables are forbidden unless combined with meat
You will always get the time of day.
All are welcomed
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Originally Posted by jive1  .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-13-2009, 05:04 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | Hey, Im here. Whats that on the chalkboard? 
Laugh!
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Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
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03-13-2009, 05:09 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | | I'd be careful, sir, offering a frat boy free beer.
He'll make you do good on this promise. |
03-13-2009, 05:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | At every meeting I would be perpetually smashed.
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Sat June 9th @ Shamrocks in Chino Hills - 10pm
Bassist - Veg#33, Buddhist#11, LGBT#5
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03-16-2009, 08:52 AM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | For free beer, see the inside of your fridge. If you run low, see the guy at the liquor store and tell him that whatever you have is on the Council of Shadow's tab. He'll know what to do. If that doesn't work use the official club "free beer aquisition kit". It includes 1 nylon stocking, one very realistic looking .38 snubnose (may actually be real, but I wouldn't tempt it) and a temporary "born to lose" tattoo for your forearms. Instructions are included, but likely not necessary
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-16-2009, 09:48 AM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Wow. I can't believe I haven't failed this yet.  |
03-16-2009, 06:17 PM
| | Banned | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Glendale & La Jolla, CA | | | Yeah dude I want free beer sans felony |
03-17-2009, 09:14 AM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | that was not in the bylaws so the Council does not feel obligated to supply said beer under those conditions. However, if you find yourself in western MA any time, simply look me up for free beer sans felony. Otherwise there is a risk involved, as there always is in life.
Also, club assignement for the day is to combine in one sandwhich a fruit, a vegtable, an egg product, a dairy product, a corn product, 3 different animals and at least one petroleum product. Eating the aforementioned concoction with greasy hands from working on a car or industrial machine does count.
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-17-2009, 09:29 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | |
03-17-2009, 10:49 AM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | I can't see your pic here at work, but I'll look when I get home. Love the avatar too. Have you seen the TPB where they try to go to the Rush show? I am watching it in my head right now to passtime at work.
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-17-2009, 10:55 AM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by lousybassplayer I can't see your pic here at work, but I'll look when I get home. Love the avatar too. Have you seen the TPB where they try to go to the Rush show? I am watching it in my head right now to passtime at work. | Oh yeah. It's hilarious. They sneak in through the sewer. Kidnapping. Lost dope. Beautiful. |
03-17-2009, 01:09 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Lifeson playing that out of tune busted acoustic with three strings made me nearly wet myself. DirectTV is running TPB in order once or twice a week now on one of their proprietary channels and I'm loving it. No more badly downloaded episodes and its got all the cussing etc
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-17-2009, 04:05 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Istanbul | |
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Originally Posted by Relic Yes, you look like the pizza, dammit. Now get back to work!:D | Quote:
Originally Posted by macaroni tony You're a very handsome man :D | |
03-19-2009, 12:08 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Notes on time Terminator movies
1. Why would terminators without their skin on need metal teeth?
2. If you were going to build a cyborg for infiltration, why would you make it so conspicuous (Arnold)?
3. An Austrian accent? Why don't they all have them?
4. If you shot a man about 100 times, including head shots and he didn't even flinch, why would you still stand there and attempt to shoot him again?
5. If they could send them back in time, why not send them to the time when John Connor was actually being born? It's not like either he or his mom would have fought back.
Things to ponder
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-19-2009, 12:20 PM
|  | Yeah, I've got the moves like Jagger. | | Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: G.R. MI | | Quote:
Originally Posted by lousybassplayer Notes on time Terminator movies
1. Why would terminators without their skin on need metal teeth?
2. If you were going to build a cyborg for infiltration, why would you make it so conspicuous (Arnold)?
3. An Austrian accent? Why don't they all have them?
4. If you shot a man about 100 times, including head shots and he didn't even flinch, why would you still stand there and attempt to shoot him again?
5. If they could send them back in time, why not send them to the time when John Connor was actually being born? It's not like either he or his mom would have fought back.
Things to ponder | 
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Originally Posted by champbassist My cat breath smelling a cat's odor is eating. | Quote:
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03-19-2009, 12:30 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | durn it! I can't see the pic cuz this computer sucks! I'll have to see it when I get home
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-19-2009, 12:37 PM
| | | | I wondered what the strange vibration in my neck was!
My chip is receiving signals! |
03-19-2009, 12:42 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Oh, if you start obscenely grasping your genitals or smearing jello pudding on your co- workers' segway scooters do not be alarmed. The Council has a new guy temping today and he is getting used to the whole thing. Simply await the more subtle social subversion (like the alliteration?). It will come
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
03-20-2009, 12:38 PM
| | Eat at Joe's | | Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: J-Actionville, NC | | | Question of the day:
Tumeric: Best used for sprinkling on you're neighbor's poolshed to bring fertility to his tribe or just some word I made up?
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Originally Posted by jive1 .....It's sorta like a man complaining that a tampon doesn't fit him. | |
07-15-2009, 01:15 PM
| | | Old, scarred, closed-minded ex-Zeppelin pilot here.
Can I join?
What time is it? Quote:
Originally Posted by lousybassplayer They thought I was gone! Haha! I will refresh the rules
No open minded people
Must have piloted either a hang glider, blimp or submarine
Free tacos and beer for all members
Your tracking chip is activated by merely posting, so you don't need a number
Pick your own number
Pics not necesarry for anything
Every third wednesday is ranch dressing day
Vegtables are forbidden unless combined with meat
You will always get the time of day.
All are welcomed |
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