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08-06-2010, 08:12 AM
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I have been doing some research and have come up with a theory about Mark Wilson's failness. What I am about to say and show may startle some of you. If you have heart problems, please turn away now. Now the announcment:
Mark Wilson may not have any fail. He might actually have win.
I have drawn a diagram to aid understanding of my theory. The main point of the circle is to display that, when one has so much fail, it actually turns into win, but when I tried to compute the amount of fail needed to win, my resources started to blow up, melt, get damaged etc. So the fail->win area is a generalization. "The Red Zone" as I like to call it. The area that surpasses Cheez Cat and Lindsey Lohan in fail. This is where Mark Wilson sits. 
It was formerly accepted that one's failness is flat, and never ending. Heard this before? That's right, this is similar to the discovery of the earth being spherical, not flat and never ending. I also think the magnitude of my discovery is similar to this.
I will now give you all a few minutes to soak all this information up.
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08-06-2010, 08:18 AM
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08-06-2010, 09:59 AM
|  | The older I get, the better I was. | | Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Pasadena, CA | | What I find interesting is that the OP has been on TB for not even 2 months, and yet feels qualified to make statements like this. 
That said, his theory has merit.  |
08-06-2010, 10:07 AM
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Originally Posted by EricF  What I find interesting is that the OP has been on TB for not even 2 months, and yet feels qualified to make statements like this. :rollno:
That said, his theory has merit. | True that.
It takes a least two years to.... [deep radio announcer voice] Feel the fail...[/deep radio announcer voice]
So while I do find his chart and theory entertaining and indicative of him being an obviously clever fellow with massive potential, I hereby proclaim it to be...FAIL.
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08-06-2010, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic True that.
It takes a least two years to.... [deep radio announcer voice] Feel the fail...[/deep radio announcer voice]
So while I do find his chart and theory entertaining and indicative of him being an obviously clever fellow with massive potential, I hereby proclaim it to be...FAIL. | I dunno, I've only been here for like a year and a half, but I've seen some pretty epic stuff.
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08-06-2010, 10:08 AM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight I dunno, I've only been here for like a year and a half, but I've seen some pretty epic stuff. | OK, you're the exception!
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08-06-2010, 10:12 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | | That or Mark (whom I'm ashamed to say shares the same first name as me) is just speeding up his rate of fail.
But yea, Noobie with an interesting theory has an interesting theory, but you can tell he's a theoretical physicist type. Lot of thinking, but hasn't actually seen anything in practice. If he had, well, we wouldn't be having this discussion right now.
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08-06-2010, 11:55 AM
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Originally Posted by OOZMAN I have been doing some research and have come up with a theory about Mark Wilson's failness. What I am about to say and show may startle some of you. If you have heart problems, please turn away now. Now the announcment:
Mark Wilson may not have any fail. He might actually have win.
I have drawn a diagram to aid understanding of my theory. The main point of the circle is to display that, when one has so much fail, it actually turns into win, but when I tried to compute the amount of fail needed to win, my resources started to blow up, melt, get damaged etc. So the fail->win area is a generalization. "The Red Zone" as I like to call it. The area that surpasses Cheez Cat and Lindsey Lohan in fail. This is where Mark Wilson sits.
It was formerly accepted that one's failness is flat, and never ending. Heard this before? That's right, this is similar to the discovery of the earth being spherical, not flat and never ending. I also think the magnitude of my discovery is similar to this.
I will now give you all a few minutes to soak all this information up. | you post too many references for a join date of june 2010. Therefore I am led to assume that you are a regular TB member under an assumed identity. Your reference to cheez cat points me in the direction of machine_gewere for answers
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08-06-2010, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania you post too many references for a join date of june 2010. Therefore I am led to assume that you are a regular TB member under an assumed identity. Your reference to cheez cat points me in the direction of machine_gewere | If it were MG, there would have been several references to beer on that chart by now.
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08-06-2010, 11:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Relic If it were MG, there would have been several references to beer on that chart by now. | Yup, and possible buzzard basses.
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08-06-2010, 12:32 PM
| | | | BLASPHEMY!!!! There are two undeniable truths in the world today. Truths that cannot in any way be denied (hence the undeniable part). 1. Beer is good! 2. Mark Wilson fails. Now that I have spoken the truth, we can close this thread!
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08-06-2010, 12:39 PM
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08-06-2010, 12:42 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Im on a quest (albeit a very slow going one) to uncover OOZMAN's true identity. Anyone care to join the good fight? | I'll unleash the hounds! OOZMAN's true identity will be uncovered! Quickly Matticus, the game is afoot!
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08-06-2010, 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by becker4567 I'll unleash the hounds! OOZMAN's true identity will be uncovered. Quickly Matticus, the game is afoot! | oh dear... pfff you youngsters...
Think about it - who here on TBOT would even dare to claim that Mark Wilson was 'win"??
There is only one person who would dare. two hints:
he's from Canada and is on tour right now... 
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08-06-2010, 01:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania you post too many references for a join date of june 2010. Therefore I am led to assume that you are a regular TB member under an assumed identity. Your reference to cheez cat points me in the direction of machine_gewere for answers | Hmmm...I think you're on to something here. Quote:
Originally Posted by Relic oh dear... pfff you youngsters...
Think about it - who here on TBOT would even dare to claim that Mark Wilson was 'win"??
There is only one person who would dare. two hints:
he's from Canada and is on tour right now... | You, too, make a valid point. |
08-06-2010, 01:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic oh dear... pfff you youngsters...
Think about it - who here on TBOT would even dare to claim that Mark Wilson was 'win"??
There is only one person who would dare. two hints:
he's from Canada and is on tour right now... | Ah, you are so right. Only Mark Failson could fail so utterly wrong...
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08-06-2010, 01:41 PM
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08-06-2010, 01:44 PM
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Originally Posted by john turner the meev is strong with this one. | Now that you mention it, it does smell a little meevy in here. |
08-06-2010, 01:47 PM
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Originally Posted by EricF Now that you mention it, it does smell a little meevy in here. | I thought you guys sprayed for that.
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08-06-2010, 02:11 PM
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