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01-25-2008, 10:17 PM
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01-25-2008, 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by N8116B  | That sounds God-awful. |
01-25-2008, 10:27 PM
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01-25-2008, 10:33 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | | hmm...i poured a bowl of cereal once and like 1/2 a cup of milk. so i put in the milk than filled the rest with water. |
01-25-2008, 10:38 PM
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01-25-2008, 10:46 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Pacific Northwest | | | Many years ago when I was a regular weed smoker, I got really high one night and decided to go exploring in the cupboards. I found captain crunch cereal, and chunky peanut butter. In my drug induced haze of pseudo-reality, I decided that these were the necessary ingredients for peanut better captain crunch. So I filled a bowl with cereal and then spooned out a few chunks of peanut butter. It wouldn't stir so I decided that milk would make it stir (I was really high). So I filled the bowl with milk and tried to stir it. The peanut butter got really hard because it was cold. So it just became a lump of peanut butter with cereal stuck to it with milk dripping off of it. So after wrestling with this cold ball of goo, I finally decided that I would just eat it from the spoon (peanut butter and captain crunch on a stick) since basically it was stuck to the spoon anyway. That meal was pretty unsatisfying.
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01-25-2008, 11:02 PM
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Originally Posted by casualmadness Many years ago when I was a regular weed smoker, I got really high one night and decided to go exploring in the cupboards. I found captain crunch cereal, and chunky peanut butter. In my drug induced haze of pseudo-reality, I decided that these were the necessary ingredients for peanut better captain crunch. So I filled a bowl with cereal and then spooned out a few chunks of peanut butter. It wouldn't stir so I decided that milk would make it stir (I was really high). So I filled the bowl with milk and tried to stir it. The peanut butter got really hard because it was cold. So it just became a lump of peanut butter with cereal stuck to it with milk dripping off of it. So after wrestling with this cold ball of goo, I finally decided that I would just eat it from the spoon (peanut butter and captain crunch on a stick) since basically it was stuck to the spoon anyway. That meal was pretty unsatisfying. | Sounds like the time I got stoned and tried to eat a packet of Sao biscuits, dry.
I generally find hunger to be the most unsatisfying meal.
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01-25-2008, 11:07 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by A9X Sounds like the time I got stoned and tried to eat a packet of Sao biscuits, dry.
I generally find hunger to be the most unsatisfying meal. | I ate a rat once. That wasn't that satisfying. |
01-25-2008, 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I ate a rat once. That wasn't that satisfying. | I've never been that stoned.
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01-25-2008, 11:10 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | At my 20th high school reunion...
Overdone, rubbery chicken breast cutlets. The kind with "grill marks" already on them. 
Served with rice pilaf that tasted like the same kind they used to serve at my grandmother's nursing home. And entirely unremarkable steamed veggies, with some kind of prepackaged seasoning mix on them.
You'd think a luxury golf resort and country club (  ) could manage to serve a better $25/plate dinner than that.
The iced tea was good.
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01-25-2008, 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I ate a rat once. That wasn't that satisfying. | Thats pretty gross dude. I've eaten a spider and I've eaten dog...but a rat? Gross...
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01-25-2008, 11:12 PM
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01-25-2008, 11:13 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by casualmadness Thats pretty gross dude. I've eaten a spider and I've eaten dog...but a rat? Gross... | Skinned it. Gutted it. Marinated it for about 5 hours. Barbecued it. Not all that bad. Just not enough of it to call it satisfying. I might have overcooked it. It was a little dry. |
01-25-2008, 11:13 PM
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Originally Posted by casualmadness Many years ago when I was a regular weed smoker, I got really high one night and decided to go exploring in the cupboards. I found captain crunch cereal, and chunky peanut butter. In my drug induced haze of pseudo-reality, I decided that these were the necessary ingredients for peanut better captain crunch. So I filled a bowl with cereal and then spooned out a few chunks of peanut butter. It wouldn't stir so I decided that milk would make it stir (I was really high). So I filled the bowl with milk and tried to stir it. The peanut butter got really hard because it was cold. So it just became a lump of peanut butter with cereal stuck to it with milk dripping off of it. So after wrestling with this cold ball of goo, I finally decided that I would just eat it from the spoon (peanut butter and captain crunch on a stick) since basically it was stuck to the spoon anyway. That meal was pretty unsatisfying. | Never, in all of my days, have I had the munchies *that* badly! If you're gonna smoke weed, you need to keep Nacho Cheese Doritos on hand for emergencies like that. Those chips have prevented many an unsatisfying meal.
Oreos are an acceptable alternative, and go better with milk.
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01-25-2008, 11:14 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Skinned it. Gutted it. Marinated it for about 5 hours. Barbecued it. Not all that bad. Just not enough of it to call it satisfying. I might have overcooked it. It was a little dry. | No pic, no proof, no rat!
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01-25-2008, 11:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Leander, Texas | | | Maki, I must admit...we did kill, cook, and eat a rooster once. We were camped near the Rio Grande, it was 2 a.m. Well..."camped" is being used very loosely here. Buncha kids drinking beer and toking 'round a fire, really.
Buddy was hungry. This rooster came along. Buddy killed it. He wanted me to clean it. Why do males always ask the female in the group to dispense with the dead animals? "Uh-uh, boy. You catch it, you kill it, you clean it. And you can cook it, too!"
I really should have cleaned and cooked that bird. Buddy was messed up. And he can't cook.
He was a tough hombre, that rooster was. Real tough. And dry, too.
No, I have no pictures. Just that mental photograph of Buddy, trying to cook a rooster in the middle of the night on the Mexican border.
Cherie
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01-25-2008, 11:18 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Pittsburgh | | you are what you eat, and maki is a rat!!!!
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01-25-2008, 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by txbasschik Never, in all of my days, have I had the munchies *that* badly! If you're gonna smoke weed, you need to keep Nacho Cheese Doritos on hand for emergencies like that. Those chips have prevented many an unsatisfying meal.
Oreos are an acceptable alternative, and go better with milk.
Cherie | Yeah I was only like 16 or so. I just rifled through the cupboards in my moms house. She wasn't good at keeping stoner food on hand.
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01-25-2008, 11:23 PM
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Originally Posted by casualmadness Yeah I was only like 16 or so. I just rifled through the cupboards in my moms house. She wasn't good at keeping stoner food on hand. | LOL...the appetite of a buzzed 16 y.o. boy knows neither bounds nor reason.
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