The MPF (Multi-Purpose Food) Thread!

[unbasslichkeit]

There was an article in the local free McPost which mentioned this stuff. Sounds awful. Ever try it?


More description here: http://www.kshs.org/cool2/foodkit.htm

[tplyons]

So what is it? Like mystery meat? Like protein powder?

[DudeistMonk]

According to the article it is basically protein powder.

[i_got_a_mohawk]

Bet it tastes like chicken

[MatticusMania]

Its called gruel.

[MakiSupaStar]

I thought this was another bacon thread.

[crimson_basser]

would have made sense, would have been a lot happier if it was too haha

[standupright]

[crimson_basser]

hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[SuperDuck]

If this is about a bland, kind of gross substance that's present purely for the nutritional value and typically has to be "flavored" by other products, I believe that's called tofu.

[jwbassman]

Kinda like tasty wheat...



Tank: Here you go, buddy. Breakfast of champions.
Mouse: If you close your eyes it almost feels like you're eating runny eggs.
Apoc: Yeah, or a bowl of snot
Mouse: Do you know what it really reminds me of? Tasty Wheat. Did you ever eat Tasty Wheat?
Switch: No, but technically, neither did you.
Mouse: That's exactly my point. Exactly. Because you have to wonder now. How did the machines know what Tasty Wheat tasted like. huh?. Maybe they got it wrong. Maybe what I think Tasty Wheat tasted like actually tasted like oatmeal or tuna fish. That makes you wonder about a lot of things. You take chicken for example, maybe they couldn't figure out what to make chicken taste like, which is why chicken tastes like everything. Maybe couldn't figure out...
Apoc: Shut up, Mouse.
Dozer: It's a single cell protein combined with synthetic aminos, vitamins, and minerals. Everything the body needs.

[MatticusMania]

Originally Posted by SuperDuck

I believe that's called tofu.

How could I forget! Tofu = gruel!