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09-10-2009, 04:30 PM
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LOL for reals i just called in to return an item and she was talking to me like about random ass stuff. When i gave my animal address (that has the number 89 in it) she said dont tell me that was the year you were born and i said yep it is, she asked if she could email me sometime and offered me 20% off an order ,
I wonder if she was hot |
09-10-2009, 04:42 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:49 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:51 PM
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Originally Posted by LCW  LOL for reals i just called in to return an item and she was talking to me like about random ass stuff. When i gave my animal address (that has the number 89 in it) she said dont tell me that was the year you were born and i said yep it is, she asked if she could email me sometime and offered me 20% off an order ,
I wonder if she was hot |
What in God's green earth is an animal address?
You know what, on second thought, I don't think I want to know.
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09-10-2009, 04:52 PM
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Originally Posted by jrthebassguy What in God's green earth is an animal address? | It's the secret address that drives women wild.
Even on the phone. |
09-10-2009, 04:53 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:55 PM
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09-10-2009, 04:55 PM
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09-10-2009, 05:00 PM
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09-10-2009, 05:00 PM
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Originally Posted by LCW LOL for reals i just called in to return an item and she was talking to me like about random ass stuff. When i gave my animal address (that has the number 89 in it) she said dont tell me that was the year you were born and i said yep it is, she asked if she could email me sometime and offered me 20% off an order ,
I wonder if she was hot | Man, an animal address of 89 (don't know what that is) AND 20% off that equals (carry the one, square root of why I became a musician) lets see it equals= well figure it out for yourself  We used to make the drummer take all the girls, even if they were related to rover, as long as they'd cook breakfast at 3 a.m.
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09-10-2009, 05:03 PM
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Originally Posted by jrthebassguy What in God's green earth is an animal address? | I almost fell out of my chair!!! 
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09-10-2009, 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson This thread is great already. | It is greatness wrapped in greatness, with an animal address hidden inside like a Cracker Jack prize. |
09-10-2009, 05:06 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | I did a phone sex chick once. Take the image of the chick's sexy voice, add a mustache, tufts of hair in weird places, a mouth that tasted like spaghetti, and more rolls than a pastry shop and you're still being optimistic. |
09-10-2009, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar I did a phone sex chick once. Take the image of the chick's sexy voice, add a mustache, tufts of hair in weird places, a mouth that tasted like spaghetti, and more rolls than a pastry shop and you're still being optimistic. | A man?
so, your perfect woman? |
09-10-2009, 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Lee (QSC) It is greatness wrapped in greatness, with an animal address hidden inside like a Cracker Jack prize. | With bacon!!!!  |
09-10-2009, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by LCW LOL for reals i just called in to return an item and she was talking to me like about random ass stuff. When i gave my animal address (that has the number 89 in it) she said dont tell me that was the year you were born and i said yep it is, she asked if she could email me sometime and offered me 20% off an order ,
I wonder if she was hot | ...and then you woke up and had to get back to school.
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09-10-2009, 05:15 PM
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Originally Posted by Mark Wilson A man?
so, your perfect woman? | Nah, it was a chick. The only reason I got roped into it, was because I knew her when she was skinny and in my writing class. Then she called me up out of the blue, and we got to talking and she told me how she was making her money, so I told her to show me how it works. Well needless to say I talked her into coming over to my house, and this is when you have to be careful what you wish for. She had put on about 40 pounds. Based on the phone sex conversation we had I was kind of obliged to wrestle this elephant to the ground. She must have seen my face drop when I opened the door, because she handed me a fifth and I pounded it in seconds flat. Good grief, I don't have a scrap of pride.  |
09-10-2009, 05:16 PM
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09-10-2009, 05:17 PM
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Originally Posted by EricF With bacon!!!! | Indeed.
Applewood-smoked, no less. |
09-10-2009, 05:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Bob Lee (QSC) Indeed.
Applewood-smoked, no less. | Yeah, that trader joes stuff. Woot!!! | | Thread Tools | Search this Thread | | | | 
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