This Must Be Greatest Action Movie of All Time

[itswac]

Click here and read this story...just do it.

I mean....forget the fact that Sly broke his neck. He's fine.

Look at that cast!

Sylvester Stallone
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Dolph Lundgren
Bruce Willis
Jet Li
Jason Statham
Mickey Rourke


WHAAAT?

[nutso42]

Oy.


Oy oy.




Oy oy oy.






Oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy oy.



There won't be a single woman within miles of the theater when that movie comes out.

[Valerus]

Originally Posted by nutso42

There won't be a single woman within miles of the theater when that movie comes out.

There doesn't need to be!

[itswac]

nah they'll show up for Brittany Murphy

[Joe Gress]

Dude. ****in A man!

[Gopherbassist]

It's amazing, over the last six months this movie has made the rounds to all the forums I go to. People know about it, but it's hush hush in a lot of ways. A movie this awesome should have people shouting about it from the roof tops. Now let's hope that even if the PG-13 cut makes its way into the theater, the R cut is released to home video.

[majortoby]

The logo for this film would have to be a Giant Mantenna cutting down a tree with an M249SAW(not a literal saw, mind you, rather, an incredibly Bad**s machine gun.

[metallicafan18]

When is the release for this!?!?!?!?

[Jimmy Bones]

MUST SEE THIS MOVIE I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S ABOUT.

[Deluge Of Sound]

This movie is going to suck.

But for those who're interested, here's the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDu2v4h7gsY

[Gopherbassist]

Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound

This movie is going to suck.

But for those who're interested, here's the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDu2v4h7gsY

Damn, that looks terrible...


Still gonna be there day one though.

[mike_v_s]

Originally Posted by metallicafan18

When is the release for this!?!?!?!?

Are you kidding? This movie is so full of awesome it will release itself when it damn well feels like it and we'll thank it for being punctual when it does.

Mike

[EBBassMan]

This movie could quite possibly survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and come back to cut his beard off!

[DWBass]

Looks interesting. I see Terry Crews and Eric Roberts are also in this.

[DWBass]

Originally Posted by EBBassMan

This movie could quite possibly survive a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick and come back to cut his beard off!

Ha! Woulda been nice if Chuck was also in this!

[thumpbass1]

Thank goodness Steven Seagal is not involved!!!!

[MikeyFingers]

[Steve]

Originally Posted by Deluge Of Sound

This movie is going to suck.

But for those who're interested, here's the trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDu2v4h7gsY

I made it as far as Stallone fanning the Colt single action in the open field then I couldn't take any more...

You can say what you want about Segall, there's plenty but, at least the guy knows how to handle a gun properly.

[lunarpollen]

It looks like it's going to be cheesy crap but who knows?

I will watch Encounters of the Spooky Kind if I want greatness! Hahaha

[Kipaste]

The cheesier the better. The less sense it makes the better. It looks like a real tongue in cheek production, just like an action movie should be.

Checking out the link I noticed that Jet Li is almost fifty. Pretty quick for his age.