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Old 07-26-2008, 08:29 PM
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She has been pulling stunts like I have never seen .

Today she heats up leftovers in the oven...

in a PLASTIC dish .

When it melts and starts to smoke she ...

Set the oven on a clean cycle!!!!

I had the windows open with fans in them all day and why not ... It was a pleasant 100 degrees here with 80% humidity.
I was able to remove the plastic quite easily as it was burnt to nothing.
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Beautiful. I hope she's good looking because she's going to have no chance out there in the big world. LOL.
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Pics or no daughter .
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She has been pulling stunts like I have never seen .

Today she heats up leftovers in the oven...

in a PLASTIC dish .

When it melts and starts to smoke she ...

Set the oven on a clean cycle!!!!

I had the windows open with fans in them all day and why not ... It was a pleasant 100 degrees here with 80% humidity.
I was able to remove the plastic quite easily as it was burnt to nothing.
She's not gonna become a food industry worker at least, always something good to know ...



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Old 07-26-2008, 08:42 PM
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Hmm... I wonder how compatible that would be with our 16 year old boy....

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Old 07-26-2008, 08:46 PM
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Yeah I'll take her off your hands. She can work for my, er, contracting business. Tell me, how fast can she sew, say, 500 Nike shirts?
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Old 07-26-2008, 08:50 PM
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Yeah I'll take her off your hands. She can work for my, er, contracting business. Tell me, how fast can she sew, say, 500 Nike shirts?
no, you've got the name wrong its nIek
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Have an 18 yo at home & I love her to pieces. Help her clean the oven.
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Anyone wanna trade a preferably legal age daughter for my SR5? I need someone to keep my apartment tidy next year.
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Did they stop teaching Home Economics or what?
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Old 07-26-2008, 09:28 PM
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She's either really trying too hard to show her independance or you need to sit down and talk about the dangers of drugs to her.
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Hey sound's like my kid brother, he's sixteen, sharp as a knife, and the common sense of a chicken. We keep him around to make life interesting. Life is interesting, aint it?
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Old 07-26-2008, 10:02 PM
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My first wife wanted to make me frozen pizza. She had it in the oven and the oven started smoking and stinking, so I went to see what was up. Turns out she hadn't removed the plastic the pizza was in. When asked about it, she said "I thought it would cook faster if the bag was on, like in the microwave...."
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