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04-27-2011, 12:15 PM
|  | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | | My neighbour's cat is in love...
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Trouble is, he's in love with one of my two. And she's not in the least interested, being spayed and all.
So, he sits in my garden, calling out LOUD at the top of his voice for her to come out for some romance. But she's paying him no attention and doesn't even appear to notice he's there at all.
I'm sure many of us guys can sympathise with what the poor lad is going through. 
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04-27-2011, 12:17 PM
|  | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Haha! Yup, I had a stray tomcat roaming around the complex when we brought my cat home, before she was spayed. I once found him in our garage, he had gotten in through a busted vent cover. Poor guy, just trying to get some tail...
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04-27-2011, 12:19 PM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Maybe he saw her through my window with my '78 Precision and fell in love because he's a reincarnated bassist? 
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04-27-2011, 12:30 PM
|  | Drunk on power... and beer | | Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Co. Kerry, Ireland. | | | Looking at that P bass, I'm thinking of sitting in your garden calling out....
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04-27-2011, 12:34 PM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Darkstrike Looking at that P bass, I'm thinking of sitting in your garden calling out.... | Don't just sit there, man - come on in, crack a beer and play the damn bass!
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04-27-2011, 12:46 PM
|  | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | | Get drunk. Go outside and pee all over your yard. If you can pee on the cat's head. Nothing worse for a cat that smelling human pee. |
04-27-2011, 12:49 PM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar Get drunk. Go outside and pee all over your yard. If you can pee on the cat's head. Nothing worse for a cat that smelling human pee. | Okay. Done.
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04-27-2011, 12:58 PM
| | The Lowdown Diggler | | Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Huntington Beach, CA | | Quote:
Originally Posted by bassybill Okay. Done. | With which part? |
04-27-2011, 12:59 PM
|  | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar With which part? | the part he uses to pee.. sheesh
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-27-2011, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by MakiSupaStar With which part? | The middle bit. 
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04-27-2011, 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic the part he uses to pee.. sheesh | Exactly.
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04-27-2011, 01:05 PM
|  | Registered User | | | | | Get a good water pistol and practise your draw.
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04-27-2011, 01:06 PM
| | That's the way uh huh uh huh I like it.. | | Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Robbinsville, NJ | | Quote:
Originally Posted by Skitch it! Get a good water pistol and practise your draw. | If one's really talented then he may be able to fire 3 streams simultaneously at the cat.
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Originally Posted by machine gewehr I happened to have a better experience, a peegasm. | |
04-27-2011, 01:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic If one's really talented then he may be able to fire 3 streams simultaneously at the cat. | I can be done, but if that moggy decides to wrap its claws into your main hose, that's going to sting a bit, you are then owned ....by a cat 
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04-27-2011, 01:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Relic If one's really talented then he may be able to fire 3 streams simultaneously at the cat. | Hey, the poor guy is suffering enough already.
The object of his affections has just come down the stairs to grace us with her presence. Unfortunately for her suitor, I think she's more interested in the steak I just cooked than getting a date for the evening.
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04-27-2011, 01:37 PM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | | She went outside for a minute, came back in, jumped on my lap when I whistled "Sleigh Ride" (works every time) and is now sitting back outside being a teaser. No sign of Tom right now, but I'm guessing he'll be back. Then she'll come back inside and leave him out there making his blasted racket again...
In fact, I've just heard him start up again as I type this very post. Simba (the lady of the piece) is still out there and taking absolutely zero notice.
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04-27-2011, 01:58 PM
| | No need to ask, he's a smooth... Moderator | | Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: West Midlands UK | | Well, I think his evening is now spoiled. Simba came back inside, and her sister (who has absolutely zero tolerance for this sort of shenanigans) came downstairs and snuck outside looking REALLY pissed off. He's gone now and I don't think he'll be back for a while.
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04-27-2011, 02:08 PM
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Originally Posted by bassybill Well, I think his evening is now spoiled. Simba came back inside, and her sister (who has absolutely zero tolerance for this sort of shenanigans) came downstairs and snuck outside looking REALLY pissed off. He's gone now and I don't think he'll be back for a while. | ****blocked! 
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04-27-2011, 02:23 PM
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04-27-2011, 02:29 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Tyneside, UK | | That bass in post 3 is <3
The cat is also really pretty too!
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