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08-11-2010, 11:17 AM
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To all TB Botanists, my swiss cheese plant won't grow. It isn't dieing, but it doesn't sprout new stems either. Even my Yucca has grown some 5 cm in the past 2 months, so I don't understand what's wrong. Any solutions?  |
08-11-2010, 11:18 AM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Tampa, Florida, US | | Lay off the pot, you don't grow swiss cheese on plants. 
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08-11-2010, 11:23 AM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Lay off the pot, you don't grow swiss cheese on plants. |  |
08-11-2010, 11:26 AM
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Originally Posted by sloasdaylight Lay off the pot, you don't grow swiss cheese on plants. | I know swiss cheese doesn't grow on plants, it grows on trees.  |
08-11-2010, 12:57 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Takoma Park, MD (DC) | | | It's not dead - it's pining for the fjords. |
08-11-2010, 01:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Saskatchewan, Canada | | | I'm not familiar with "swiss cheese plant" but check to see if the plant is rootbound, it may need transplanting to a bigger container.
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08-11-2010, 01:25 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: South Florida | | When I was younger (30 years ago) I burned out on
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08-11-2010, 01:25 PM
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08-11-2010, 01:27 PM
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What?
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08-11-2010, 01:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Schlyder I'm not familiar with "swiss cheese plant" but check to see if the plant is rootbound, it may need transplanting to a bigger container. | yes it needs to grow downwards to grow upwards
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08-11-2010, 01:28 PM
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08-11-2010, 01:30 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Here we are... | | | This whole "Swiss cheese plant" story seems to have alot of holes in it.
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08-11-2010, 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by varunkapahi yes it needs to grow downwards to grow upwards | No, you want your roots to expand outward (to the sides) and stay near the surface.
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08-11-2010, 01:34 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Seweracuse, NY | | | It does seem like a way to ruin perfectly good swiss cheese...turning it into a plant.
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08-11-2010, 01:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Muusers To all TB Botanists, my swiss cheese plant won't grow. It isn't dieing, but it doesn't sprout new stems either. Even my Yucca has grown some 5 cm in the past 2 months, so I don't understand what's wrong. Any solutions? | Indoors or outdoors?
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08-11-2010, 02:19 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | | Silly monkey, you can't grow a swiss cheese plant. Go to the market and grab some gorgonzola.
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08-11-2010, 02:55 PM
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Originally Posted by MatticusMania Indoors or outdoors? | Indoors |
08-11-2010, 02:58 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: West Covina (LA), SoCal | | | Im assuming youve got the right wattage lights? Did you grow from seed?
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08-11-2010, 03:03 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the Netherlands, Amsterdam | | | It's next to the window and only receives direct morning light. Got a cutting of 4 leaves with 2 roots from a housemate. His grows like there's no tomorrow, but mine does nothing. |
08-11-2010, 03:39 PM
| | Registered User | | Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Joao Pessoa, Brazil | | | Oh, just noticed there actually IS a swiss cheese plant.
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